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Let's Write a Poem ... Together!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, May 31, 2002.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    I swear to gawd my first line will not be:

    The end of thread would migrate; butthole, titties, titties, butthole; fandom penetrates the sphincter of anus McLovin

    But you gotta admit, that's pretty poetic.
     
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  2. theimpossibles1

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    Lol. Shakespeare just got a boner in the grave.
     
  3. Plowman

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    But, like a hit Broadway performance, held over I don't know how many times..the dreamless shift... brings me a face full of soft, auburn hair...Elizabeth... And my thoughts go back to that innocent dinner party, oh so long ago.....
     
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  4. Buck Turgidson

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    The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket.
    "VĂ¡monos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock.
    And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.
     
  5. theimpossibles1

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    Thanks to the first post on this page I am getting some VERY INTERESTING "shop related products."

    Hint: they all include butthole.
     
  6. Rashmon

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    There once was a girl from Nantucket,
     
  7. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    There once was a girl from Nantucket,
    She kept an oyster, but couldn't shuck it
     
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