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Lakers sign Dwight Howard

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by J.R., Aug 23, 2019.

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  1. TilmanFinancialWindfall

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    He will need to stay away from bedroom. Don't want another gluten Maximus injury like last year
     
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    Damn. I know Dwight has a cancer rep but ******* that contract is like a slap to the face.

    He was a former multi time allstar and still averaged a double double when healthy. Lakers dont even want to give him a vet min and treating him the same as Anthony Bennett wtf!
     
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    Dwight probably has his heart set on sexually harassing Kuzma....
     
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    At least he has contract. Melo Anthony does not. But Anthony Benett does. Bizarro world
     
    #84 TilmanFinancialWindfall, Sep 3, 2019
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    Dwit and Melo should team up in da Big 3
     
    #85 KingLeoric, Sep 3, 2019
  6. J.R.

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    The gay is strong with this one. There is no denying it when you do your hair like that.
     
    #87 Rokman, Sep 4, 2019
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    At first, I thought that #LAKESHOW tag in the upper left read FLAKESHOW. lulz
     
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    Dwight Howard is a pathetic dude.
     
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Wow, I'm not sure how anyone could design that with more cringe in it.
     
    #91 B-Bob, Sep 4, 2019
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    Barber: so wat are we doing today

    Dwert: Just make my **** look as weird as humanly possible. Something you've never done before. Something you'd never even do... I want everyone to really know just how different I am now."
     
    #92 likestohypeguy, Sep 4, 2019
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    Simon Phoenix sighting
     
    #93 vlaurelio, Sep 5, 2019
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    He is gonna embrace the roll guy duty......isn't he.
     
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    Thicc, solid, tight...

    Dwight has worked himself back into fantastic shape -- hard to believe he is only 33 years old.
     
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    Just because you don't like Dwight doesn't give you the right to be a bigoted *******
     
    #98 joshuaao, Sep 5, 2019
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    Come to think of it, he has played alongside the greatest dudes of his generation and the younger generation.
     
    #99 daywalker02, Sep 5, 2019
  20. heypartner

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    Problem for the Lakers is: There is no roll-guy duty when Anthony Davis is on the court. Davis is that roll guy. Or you feed Davis in the lowpost...which, again, means there is no "roll-guy duty".

    You don't make Davis watch from the weakside while you try to resurrect Howard's career giving him touches that belong to Davis.
     
    #100 heypartner, Sep 5, 2019
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