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[Lake Show Life] 10 Things I Hate About You: Houston Rockets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jsmee2000, May 12, 2009.

  1. jsmee2000

    jsmee2000 Contributing Member

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    disgraceful link

    Posted by: kareemabduladam
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    Sweet suit! You ride to the game on your bicycle? Ha-ha!

    10 Things I Hate About the Houston Rockets…

    10. That I actually like seeing Dikembe Mutombo’s reaction on the bench when the Rockets make a nice play.

    9. That milk-drinker/do-gooder Shane Battier looks like a pug and saves kittens out of trees. He’s the kind of guy every girl’s old man wants them to bring home. I despise that. Freakin’ boy scout.

    8. There is no reason for anyone ever to wear a red bowtie and sports coat, Aaron Brooks. Unless you are calling the shots at Barnum and Bailey or chatting with Chairy. Brooks also looks like a pygmy Chris Rock.

    7. Von Wafer. Outdated trendy clothing line or fancy French delicacy? Neither. A ball-hogging, insubordinating, mohawk-rocking scrub who the Rockets found in our dumpster.

    6. Luis Scola is trying real hard to be on the cover of an Argentine trashy romance novel.

    5. Players like Carl Landry and Chuck Hayes. Overachievers are so annoying. Just accept the fact that your game is pedestrian and let the rest of us move on.

    4. Tracy McGrady. T-Mac and Vince Carter said screw “kissing cousins,” we’ll be the first ever set of coasting cousins. Even Tracy’s eyes are lazy.

    3. Yao Ming. You’re a great player. You’re a nice guy. You’re even tough. But get some mean up in you, boy. You’re softer than a young David Robinson playing his piano. Softer than Grant Hill in his six-year walking boot. Softer than Charmin T.P.

    2. Ron Artest. The only thing more absurd than saying Brandon Roy is better than Kobe Bryant is Ron-Ron’s rapping. Well, besides his story about the pick-up game table-leg murder.

    1. Houston. Half-ghetto, half-ranch, all suck.


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    Quick... Let's come up with our own top 10. Sometime before game time today I will post a comment with our rebuttal.
     
  2. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    That was actually kind of funny.
     
  3. doboyz

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    That actually wasn't that bad. Pretty funny.
     
  4. DrewP

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    why would you respond to this? its not really funny and the website is terrible.
    how about we just keep living our lives
     
  5. NUMBER1HR

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    I thought it was pretty funny to.....Shane looks like a pug.....LMFAO!!! Come on, have a sense of humor.
     
  6. Hayesfan

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    wow if that's the worst they can come up with... it's no wonder we love this team! ;)
     
  7. DwangBoy

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    Half ghetto? Half ranch?

    Apparently, this guy's only been to 3rd ward..

    You should make your way down to Sugar Land
     
  8. davemei

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    I expect to see him with an half unbuttoned poofy dress shirt at the next press conference. Some one should be blowing a fan in his direction. Also, bring out the fog machine.
     
  9. stipendlax

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    Just like Battier's defense on Kobe, let's just smile at this and continue doing what we do.

    "Hey Lake Show Life, nice post!"
     
  10. MadMax

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    that's actually quite humorous.

    beat la
     
  11. Hippieloser

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    Half ghetto, half ranch, ALL CLUTCH.
     
  12. leroy

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    Should probably let the guy know that Ron's story was true...
     
  13. Baseballa

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    Haha, I love that about half of these are really compliments. It is so easy to love this team.
     
  14. Kracka0476

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    ten things i hate about the L.A. and the Lakers.

    10. they all wear purple........

    9. Sasha

    8. organic food and hybrid cars, solar panels.

    7. HAHAHAH you elected the terminator as govenor. And now you all are broke. HAHAHAHA

    6. We have been ripping dumb hippies of for years out in Hippifornia.(see ENRON power outages.)

    5. Luke Walton's tatoo. P.S. when you get in somebodys face your not supposed to flinch and back up when they get back in yours.

    4. Gasol's looks like a straight up head in the trash can bum.

    3. Kobe's smug ass attitude. Not very Humble karma will catch up to him.

    2.Farmars ears.

    1.Phil Jackson - a white suit away from being the Colonel of KFC
     
  15. GlenRice

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    and our scrubs giving you guys a series.
     
  16. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    what is LA talking about half what?

    LA is Half plastic half Cocaine.
     
  17. kanariya

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    I would like to bring Shane home if I were a chick.
     
  18. OGKashMoney

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    I am from Los Angeles and haven't been so Houston so I didn't really find #1 that funny at all.

    But these other ones made me laugh. Good, fun and friendly humor.
     
  19. shishcabibble

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    I would buy that trashy Argentine romance novel, not gonna lie.
     
  20. DwangBoy

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    Let's just make it the 5 things I hate about the Lakers:

    5) Their fans are smug.. not all, but most.

    4) Their best player, Kobe Bryant, is very smug.

    3) Their 2nd and 3rd best players, Gasol and Odom, are humongously overrated vags.

    2) Their bench is significantly overrated and only Shannon Brown and Jordan Farmar have shown anything worthy of noting during this series..

    and ... the Number 1) reason I hate the Lakers... (drum roll)........:

    Karl Malone used to play for them.. and I really hate the Jazz.
     

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