dude, you've got to be in your mid 40s right now, you must have a screw loose. I have never seen a middle-aged man with the childish, idiotic ways that you have. it doesn't even make sense.
Try writing about sports for a living. Or, worse, go to a game. Watch someone under-run a route, drop a pass, or miss a free throw in the final minute.
I guess you are right about that. But heype would take it to another level. Whereas the idiot fan lambasts the sports writer or act like an idiot when a player makes a mistake (in the moment) heype would sign up for a twitter account and 3 years later he'd be sending twits and making up "headlines" about he play all the while patting himself on the back at how witty he believes he is while everybody else is looking at how sad he is. It's ironic.