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Jessica Simpson Esquire photos

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  1. Faos

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    #1 Faos, Apr 29, 2008
  2. Carlos Nice

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    words can't even describe...

    i would toss back a handful of viagara and work this broad for about 12 hours straight...and no, i ain't contacting my Dr if i experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours...are you stupid !?!?!
     
    #2 Carlos Nice, Apr 29, 2008
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    Still a butterface. I don't care what anyone says.
     
    #3 count_dough-ku, Apr 29, 2008
  4. Faos

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    Keep the lights off.
     
    #4 Faos, Apr 29, 2008
  5. no_answer

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    I don't think Jessica Simpson is attractive. She has a man-face.
     
    #5 no_answer, Apr 29, 2008
  6. Royals Ego

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    never found her that attractive... maybe cuz the amount of stupidity she displayed on newlyweds
     
    #6 Royals Ego, Apr 29, 2008
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    I'm a little weirded out by the shaving. No one else is a little weirded out by the shaving?
     
    #7 Zac D, Apr 29, 2008
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    ^ I'm only weirded out cause' they didn't show the twins...

    I've always thought she was smokin hot...this pic is very hot...f'n Romo... :eek:
     
    #8 rrj_gamz, Apr 29, 2008
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    "...don't you hate it when gorgeous women have horrible faces !?!?..."


    signed,
    [​IMG]
     
    #9 Carlos Nice, Apr 29, 2008
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    It's an homage to an Esquire cover from like the 60s:
    [​IMG]
     
    #10 Oski2005, Apr 29, 2008
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    Obviously gay.

    Obviously not gay.

    Jessica Simpson is incredible, and nearly perfect. Damn you Tony Romo.
     
    #11 weslinder, Apr 29, 2008
  12. count_dough-ku

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    "I hear you, baby. Loud and clear. Forget the head. Put a bag over it and do your business." - Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra on SNL :D
     
    #12 count_dough-ku, Apr 29, 2008
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    I don't think she's a butterface, just a twoface. From one angle, she's hot, from another, not so much. Can't say that about her body. It looks good from any angle.

    Honestly though, I get the feeling she's not that good in bed. Stupid girls=bad in bed.
     
    #13 Jeremiah, Apr 29, 2008
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    She's hot, but not pretty. She's like the girl from High school that all the guys drool over, but in the long run, she gets old after a while.
     
    #14 dntrwl, Apr 29, 2008
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    Yeah, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but to me.....stupidity = not sexy.

    There's a chick I work with who is physically EXTREMELY hot. But she is as dumb as a doorknob and I think that actually affects the way I see her. She is not spank-bank material just because she is so STUPID.

    I feel the same way about this pee-brained Jessica Simpson chick. She's just too dumb for me to find attractive.

    Weird.
     
    #15 ima_drummer2k, Apr 29, 2008
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    Man....I love this chick.

    How so many of you can drool over Vida Guerra and not Jessica Simpson blows my mind.

    To each his own, I suppose.
     
    #16 Lynus302, Apr 29, 2008
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    I prefer Vida because I'm of more an ass man and I just love latinas. Jessica is still hot though. I also fail to see the "butter face" or "man-face" on her. I hope the chicks yall date are a 20 on a scale of 5.
     
    #17 Angkor Wat, Apr 29, 2008
  18. Faos

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    Romo should play her like the master, Justin Timberlake, would. Hit it for another year or two and move on. Timberlake knows when a gal is at her peak.
     
    #18 Faos, Apr 29, 2008
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    Btw, Hollywood Tuna has some larger pics of the Simpson shoot that show more detail of the shot of her wet in the brown dress. It was very cold at the photo shoot. I'll leave it at that.
     
    #19 Faos, Apr 29, 2008
  20. thegary

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    Jessica Simpson Esquire photos is code for:

    hey homos!!! tell us you think a hot chick ain't all that.
     
    #20 thegary, Apr 29, 2008
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