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J.J. Watt says devotion to NFL has left him without a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Sydeffect, Aug 24, 2013.

  1. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    All the sexual frustration he feels as for not having a gf, he lets loose on the field, come game time.

    I feel bad for offensive lines that have to face Watt.
     
  2. Bobbythegreat

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    Peyton Manning in his prime is about as close to a JJ Watt equivalent at QB and everyone would want that.
     
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    Hard to argue with his logic.

    In his 30s he can settle down and marry.
     
  4. Bandwagoner

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    meh..........we already had Schaub so we didn't want Manning.
     
  5. Buck Turgidson

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    Are you children seriously discussing the sexual habits of a pro athlete merely because he claims to be more dedicated to his craft than he is to his social life?
     
  6. Bobbythegreat

    Bobbythegreat Member
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    And there was no way to get him because he didn't choose to come here.
     
  7. Bandwagoner

    Bandwagoner Contributing Member

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    He wanted to come here and was turned away.
     
  8. Buck Turgidson

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  9. Bobbythegreat

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    And as a result we missed out on going 2-2 in the playoffs the last 2 years like the Broncos....oh wait.
     
  10. RunninRaven

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    I'm confused by the picture JR posted. What is that? Was it from some article somewhere? Link? I mean, I could type up some random stuff, print it out and take a picture of it and post to the internet too.

    It's not that I'm doubting the truth of it. I've read articles where JJ has said basically exactly what is on that paper...I just find it odd that this news was reporting by someone holding up a printed piece of paper and taking a picture of it.
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    How long before JJ takes over the "Mr. Texan" role from Andre?

    Or has it already happened.......
     
  12. Roc Paint

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    I would say it has already happened.
     
  13. RunninRaven

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    I think at this point Andre is probably still more respected (though just barely with his recent antics) but JJ is definitely more beloved at the moment. JJ will surpass Andre as Mr. Texan, though. No doubt about it.
     
  14. EightDoobies

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/34f1ZNcian8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  15. Houstunna

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    The brightside about not getting Peyton (although we could've) is Kubiak would still be here. Let's see how quickly BOB can turn this around.

    But wait, the darkside of BOB 180'ing us is Rick Smith likely remains.
     
  16. Bobbythegreat

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    I don't really see a downside of not getting Peyton. The Texans have the exact same playoff record as the Broncos since they got him and I don't think Houston would have been a better spot for him given what they'd have had to get rid of in order to sign him. Imagine how many people would be laughing at the Texans right now if they'd have gutted their team to sign Manning and been one and done in the playoffs the last 2 years.
     
  17. KALIKULI

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    Just stock up on cash and condoms!
     
  18. Bobbythegreat

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    You could post that no matter what conversation was being had and it would be legit.
     
  19. Houstunna

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    Playoff Records- DEN 2-2 > HOU 1-1
    Same percentage but, playing more games is better.

    Playoff appearances- DEN 2 > HOU 1

    DEN has also advanced 2 rounds farther, including an SB birth.


    If you didn't want Peyton, that's fine, but your reasoning seems flawed.

    btw- people are already laughing at the Texans.
     
  20. Air Langhi

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    Are you just trolling? The Broncos just went to the Superbowl. The Texans just went 2-14.
     

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