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Inside the mind of a democrat: their top reasons to vote democratic

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by bigtexxx, Nov 30, 2012.

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  1. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Contributing Member

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    Top 12 Reasons to Vote Democrat

    1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

    2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody Is offended by it.

    5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if It will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a GM Chevy Volt.

    7. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    8. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health-care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it.

    9. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

    10. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

    11. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

    12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

    http://www.dailypaul.com/255599/comic-relief-top-12-reasons-to-vote-democrat
     
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  3. Rashmon

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    Ironically, I think this list is much more illuminating about the mind of people who think like bigtexx.

    EMBARASSING
     
    #3 Rashmon, Nov 30, 2012
  4. Major

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    The meltdown is amusing.
     
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    Too funny. I wonder how it would look like if we started a list of "I voted republican because.." . SMH
     
    #5 bongman, Nov 30, 2012
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    weak sauce li'l t.

    332-206

    scoreboard, bruh
     
    #6 gifford1967, Nov 30, 2012
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    mc mark Contributing Member

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    WOW!

    None of those reasons are why I voted for the Big O.
     
    #7 mc mark, Nov 30, 2012
  8. WNBA

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    Brutal. Never thought a loser could be sick like this.
     
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    This is almost as embarrassing as Krauthammer's whiny ass article today.

    almost....
     
    #9 mc mark, Nov 30, 2012
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    I thought it would be, but it's actually kinda sad.
     
    #10 Rocketman95, Nov 30, 2012
  11. Rashmon

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    Like voting for a sad clown...
    [​IMG]
     
    #11 Rashmon, Nov 30, 2012
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    In the US, the fed tax on a gallon of gas is 18c. Let's say at $3/ gallon. That is
    6%. The state of Texas collects another 20c per. You voted for those idiots in Austin, didn't you?

    There is no telling how much oil company makes per gallon but reported July 2012, Exxon's quarterly profit of $15.9 billion came on revenues of $127.4 billion, giving it a profit margin of just over 12%.
     
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    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    Your posting forwarded email stuff now?
     
    #13 Joshfast, Nov 30, 2012
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    BTW, those fuel tax pays for the Interstate HW system, now if you republican nuts wish the gov to close them down, go petition them to do that. People will laugh at you again but heck you guys are used to that, aren't you?
     
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    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    It's also hilarious watching you conservative and liberal idiots yelling this at each other.....brains can't expand past the hate/fear of each other programmed into you. It's fascinating in a weird pathetic way.
     
    #15 Joshfast, Nov 30, 2012
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    Maybe I should post a grammar lesson next time?
     
    #16 bigtexxx, Nov 30, 2012
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    For the love of the party, shut up.
     
    #17 Kojirou, Nov 30, 2012
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  19. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    I didn't think you could do a google search for anything other then "What Rush Limbaugh's ass taste like" :eek:
     
    #19 Joshfast, Nov 30, 2012
  20. Batman Jones

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    Four more years! Four more years!

    Then get all the white men in America together and see if you can beat Hillary.

    Twelve more years! Twelve more years!
     
    #20 Batman Jones, Nov 30, 2012
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