1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

Tags:
Page 1 of 50
  1. IPSAC

    IPSAC Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2013
    Messages:
    281
    Likes Received:
    35
    It's going to be my first time and I'm hella nervous. Found here on packpage and she is good to go. I need some advice on things to do and don't. I'm currently waiting for her. I'm having a ****ing heart attack!

    Picture
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    #1 IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013
    hakeem94, Pen15clubber and Karolik like this.
  2. fchowd0311

    fchowd0311 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2010
    Messages:
    47,668
    Likes Received:
    36,621
    ummmm..... use protection:confused:


    o and FIRST
     
    #2 fchowd0311, Jul 10, 2013
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2013
  3. fchowd0311

    fchowd0311 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2010
    Messages:
    47,668
    Likes Received:
    36,621
    o and she's a cop.
     
    #3 fchowd0311, Jul 10, 2013
    jacoby likes this.
  4. tehG l i d e

    tehG l i d e Member

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2009
    Messages:
    23,204
    Likes Received:
    14,089
    She has gonorrhea.
     
    #4 tehG l i d e, Jul 10, 2013
  5. Blurr#7

    Blurr#7 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2007
    Messages:
    5,276
    Likes Received:
    3,452
    Ask her if she likes horses.
     
    #5 Blurr#7, Jul 10, 2013
  6. el gnomo

    el gnomo Member

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2012
    Messages:
    7,800
    Likes Received:
    1,885
    That's one of Dwight's baby mommas
     
    #6 el gnomo, Jul 10, 2013
  7. rox1

    rox1 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2007
    Messages:
    2,080
    Likes Received:
    80
    Checking in!
     
    #7 rox1, Jul 10, 2013
  8. fchowd0311

    fchowd0311 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2010
    Messages:
    47,668
    Likes Received:
    36,621
    I always wished I could get paid to have sex, but then I create a mental image of the type of woman that would pay me to have sex with them and that's when I generate sympathy for prostitutes.
     
    #8 fchowd0311, Jul 10, 2013
  9. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2001
    Messages:
    15,392
    Likes Received:
    2,157
    #9 Harrisment, Jul 10, 2013
    megastahr and dachuda86 like this.
  10. The Hunted

    The Hunted Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2007
    Messages:
    2,582
    Likes Received:
    1,557
    [​IMG]
     
    #10 The Hunted, Jul 10, 2013
    1 person likes this.
  11. fchowd0311

    fchowd0311 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2010
    Messages:
    47,668
    Likes Received:
    36,621
    O he is in for a lovely surprise.
     
    #11 fchowd0311, Jul 10, 2013
  12. mrm32

    mrm32 Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2006
    Messages:
    10,457
    Likes Received:
    2,327
    Thats the best you could do? I would think an escort service would have better looking women.

    Smile too gummy.
    Elboys too pointy.
    Looks too pasty in the second picture.

    [​IMG]

    Seriously though, good luck. Hopefully this doesn't backfire on you.
     
    #12 mrm32, Jul 10, 2013
  13. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 1999
    Messages:
    16,326
    Likes Received:
    2,041
    You got her from packpage? Dude that's code for girl with a package!
     
    #13 R0ckets03, Jul 10, 2013
    B-Bob, MIAGI99 and mrm32 like this.
  14. IPSAC

    IPSAC Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2013
    Messages:
    281
    Likes Received:
    35
    I'm on phone so I can't open it, what does it say???
     
    #14 IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013
  15. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2009
    Messages:
    28,655
    Likes Received:
    12,590
    it has a penis. Can it be any plainer from the pack page site you went to?
     
    #15 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 10, 2013
  16. fchowd0311

    fchowd0311 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2010
    Messages:
    47,668
    Likes Received:
    36,621
    bro, you might want to sit yourself down for a bit. Well it basically shows a bunch of different sites using that same picture of that same girl. Basically a bunch of escort sites found a random picture of a girl and used that picture for advertising.
     
    #16 fchowd0311, Jul 10, 2013
  17. mrm32

    mrm32 Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2006
    Messages:
    10,457
    Likes Received:
    2,327
    [​IMG]
     
    #17 mrm32, Jul 10, 2013
  18. Salvy

    Salvy Member

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2009
    Messages:
    18,743
    Likes Received:
    29,271
    He is just messing with you, carry on with your date.... No worries.. Have fun. You don't need to click on link its just a link about Glen Rice selling used hair gel a while back..... Carry on...
     
    #18 Salvy, Jul 10, 2013
    1 person likes this.
  19. krnxsnoopy

    krnxsnoopy Contributing Member

    Joined:
    May 16, 2005
    Messages:
    10,364
    Likes Received:
    814
    Good luck, hope she doesn't have STD's or penis.
     
    #19 krnxsnoopy, Jul 10, 2013
  20. mrdave543

    mrdave543 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2002
    Messages:
    3,434
    Likes Received:
    60
    Just wanted to post and laugh at this one later....enjoy the herpes
     
    #20 mrdave543, Jul 10, 2013
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 50

Share This Page

Toggle Width
Style
ClutchFans Original

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Rockets Content

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now