Im a craigslist con artist

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  1. brian_chapman

    brian_chapman Member

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    Have you ever bought something from cl and get home and find out youve been scammed? Well, Im that guy that sold it to you.I sell broken things and say they are new. I always meet them in a parking lot.

    about 1 hour I met a guy at HEB parking lot and sold my broken tv. The tv is broken because I got mad 1 year ago and threw it on the ground. It still works but people look purple and you cant change it. I sold it for $10. He drove 30 minutes to get it.

    He called me back about 10 minutes ago.

    Last year I sold a baby electronic swing for $50. Doesnt work. I met them at a parking lot at the mall.

    Awhile back I sold 2 ionic breezes(didnt work) for $40 at fiesta parking lot. He told me later that "it would come back on me". Well, it hasnt. What goes around does not come around.Ever wonder why sometimes evil people drive really nice cars? Because nice guys finish last.

    Sometimes they get suspicious and say "i want to meet you at your house". Thats when I say I live across the street from fiesta and that my gated community wont let anyone in. They fall for it.

    Currently Im selling a pc/monitor for $5. Neither work. Im also selling a baby crib that has rotten wood where the nuts fit and wont hold up. Thats $5. Im also selling a file cabinet for $20.It works but I took it from someones trash down the street. That is getting calls and is a quick $20.
     
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    finalsbound Contributing Member

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    trollish troll is trolling
     
  3. SuperBeeKay

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    Why don't you just get a job? Lmao
     
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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/udNHsk57f24?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/udNHsk57f24?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

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    Someday, someone is gonna get through that gate across from Fiesta.

    And you're gonna regret it all.
     
  6. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Contributing Member

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    You are a punk. I once bought hair gel from this kid online, (I met him outside a fried chicken shop on Telephone Road) and it was the best damn hair gel I ever used. I've only had positive experiences buying things online.
     
  7. MiddleMan

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    That is bad for business.
     
  8. SuperBeeKay

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    Cyber Police reading as we speak
     
  9. Nero

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    I feel so dirty right now having just read that, I am re-enacting that shower scene from The Crying Game.
     
  10. TheRealist137

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    yes but do you sell used hair gel???

    If your answer is no then you are half the hustler that GlenRice is.
     
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  11. htownrox1

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    You pretty much are one of the biggest douches on Clutchfans. What goes around DOES come around, and I'm gonna laugh when it comes twice as hard on you.
     
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  12. King of 40 Acres

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    pretty clever scheme you got there.

    too bad you werent clever enough not to use your real name for your user name.

    I'm going to **** you up Brian Chapman if I ever buy some piece of **** from you off of craigslist - I already found your phone number and address. Game over homie.
     
  13. DaJet

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    WTF? You know how unsafe that is?

    The baby could get seriously hurt or even killed?

    Dumbass!
     
  14. DonnyMost

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    http://houston.craigslist.org/ele/2022998677.html (Custom computer PC with windows XP & Monitor - $5 (Katy))

    http://houston.craigslist.org/bab/2023023487.html (JENNY LIND BABY CRIB !!!! - $5 (Katy))

    http://houston.craigslist.org/fuo/2023010929.html (4 drawer File Cabinet Vertical Black - $20 (Katy))

    this yours, bro?

    how about you meet me at the fiesta parking lot.

    i can "pay" you for it, and then some.

    (for real though, i'm going to inquire about the crap you're selling anonymously, meet you somewhere, and beat the ever living f*** out of you and take your s***... look forward to doing business with you, LOL!)



    Posting your contact info from the ad for posterity:

    chris

    22531 Holly Lake Dr. Katy ,TX 77450

    832 882-8281
     
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  15. brian_chapman

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    oh, and about my "car" that i bought on craigslist. i got it free. its stolen. no one will tow it though. so i just let it sit here in my driveway. i emailed a guy on here but he wont get it without calling me. i aint givin no brutha my numba.
     
  16. GlenRice

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    At least my hair gels worked.
     
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    832-882-8281????
     
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  18. htownrox1

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    Haha! Nice DonnyMost! My uncle works for HPD and knows some people so I think I might like where this is going...
     
  19. pouhe

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    Who's stoked for some Haifa Maccabis B-ball?
     
  20. SuperBeeKay

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    You should try buying a brain on craigslist, maybe you'll get a good deal. If your even good, you could even scam the guy!
     
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