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If masturbation in the USA suddenly became illegal and was punishable by death...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Aug 28, 2014.

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  1. roxxfan

    roxxfan Contributing Member

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    How would our nation be changed? Would these changes be profound or minimal? And why? Discuss.
     
    #1 roxxfan, Aug 28, 2014
  2. AXG

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    It'd be hard to enforce.
     
    #2 AXG, Aug 28, 2014
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    Lots of changes for the Baiter Family
     
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    Who would come up with a rule like that?
    pun intended
     
    #7 s land balla, Aug 28, 2014
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    id be in jail for a hundred lifetimes..
     
    #8 thejav, Aug 28, 2014
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    Jontro would be John Conner.
     
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    How could they catch you? Would this be like the War on Drugs? Would SWAT teams randomly bust into my house, throwing stun grenades at children, shooting my dogs, and busting down my door to try and catch me fapping away?
     
    #10 Johndoe804, Aug 28, 2014
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    Paging Jontro
     
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    That would be exactly how they would catch you. I guess probation would be include a fap test checking your dick for 'raw' appearance.
     
    #12 Teen Wolf, Aug 28, 2014
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    Hypothetical third world problems.
     
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  14. roxxfan

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    Pretty much. There is one country where you can literally lose your head if you beat your head.
     
    #14 roxxfan, Aug 28, 2014
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    Ridiculous idea.

    Evacuating Katy.
     
    #15 Jontro, Aug 28, 2014
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    i'd fap in prison
     
    #16 apollo33, Aug 28, 2014
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    come again?
    usa would be guilty of genocide. I know i'd be done. I prefer lethal injection btw.
     
    #17 conquistador#11, Aug 28, 2014
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    2014 Act to Combat National Jontroness
     
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    lmao….
     
    #19 marajuana, Aug 28, 2014
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    I would have been dead in the fifth grade.
     
    #20 Scarface281, Aug 28, 2014
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