If Anderson is not traded.......

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  1. Madano

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  2. rocketsballin

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    if ryan isnt traded ima find one of you ryan anderson extremists over here who keep going on about floor spacing and quick triggers and ima **** yo ass up boy! i dont mean anything about sex, i mean im gonna beat that ass with a bat, probably spiked bat. then the sex comes atter. you better watch yourselves god dammit! i aint playin
     
  3. Know Your Role

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    If he's going to wear #33, then he better play like our best #33. Otis Mother&#$@*( Thorpe.
     
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    Won't wearing 33 potentially ruin his jump shot? You know, the weight of the fabric of the extra 3's.
     
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    Did you take one my berries?
     
  6. rocketsballin

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    maybe some crack, and a little bit of meth. why? do you have a problem with dracula? he called and said he's gonna get you tonight and i said ok
     
  7. Le$$

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    Tell that **** i made brownies, he never comes by anymore.. hahaha
     
  8. FTW Rockets FTW

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    We need to party bro
    Tomorrow night at your area Woodlands?
     
  9. Le$$

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    Page me your twitter... maybe i might bite. watch out for dracula.. lol
     
  10. rocketsballin

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    he's gonna beat that ass boy you better pack your bags and get the **** outta there. go to mexico. dracula hates mexicans. he does like to eat brownies though...on top of his blood-drained corpses that is. only reason he let me go is cuz i gotta big **** . he might be a lil gay i dunno
     
  11. Le$$

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    Tell Gabriel this..
     
  12. Le$$

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    Ryan anderson , as i remember could hit a 3 better than me, Love it or not some people are still better at that 3 pointer swishes in there face, Its nearly worth 100 million . We will see. Lets train ryan, i hope the rockets are so deadly this season , people you will eat crow.
     
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    if we can train a seasoned 1d vet to make his shots in the playoffs that would be cool. didnt know u need training for that, thought it was automatic like "playoffs are here. that means i cant **** around unless im getting paid like a mofo then who cares? i'll give some to rocketsballin so he can stfu and stop exposing me"
     
  14. don grahamleone

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    He should wear #44 in honor of Chuck Hayes, perhaps the greatest underdog successes in Rockets history. Chuck Hayes = Pure Success
     
  15. don grahamleone

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    Kenny is like, "I'm right here, Otis!"
    Otis is like, "This ain't the West Coast offense"
    Vernon is like, "Touchdown! 2 point conversion..."
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    Lets party up in your westimer apt, with your daddy, and when i plow you and your mom will be like is she gonna go to work after every squirt, ya i past.
     
  17. Zboy

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    Anderson is literally the Anti-Thorpe.

    Cant rebound.
    Cant defend.
    Soft as a marshmallow.
    Complete no-show in the playoffs.

    It is an insult to Otis Thorpe for Ryan Anderson to wear #33.

    Disgraceful.

    Shameful.
     
  18. Le$$

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    this dude doesnt exist anymore. geez if he did you think the lakers would sign him, i bet the pot is real good in houston. pffff.
     
  19. don grahamleone

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    It's a beacon.

    (For those that don't know what a beacon is, it's something that should inspire positive action. Sorry to be so condescending, this isn't at you Zboy, but a definition never hurts. I get confused as **** whenever you guys say RT and all that new wave crap so I think we're even. Your abbreviated initial bullshit is impossible to decipher without urban dictionary and makes me feel like you're going to condescend my questions if I ask. So alls fair in my book.)
     
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