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How to Get Into Harvard Without Really Trying

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rimrocker, May 19, 2010.

  1. rimrocker

    rimrocker Contributing Member

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    I pick Leonardo as the lead role...

     
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  2. Rocket River

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    Those lies don't tell them selves.

    He gets an A+ in creative writing

    Rocket River
     
  3. BEAT LA

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    Money will get you anywhere.
     
  4. Cokebabies

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    I'm sure there are plenty more people like him (maybe not that extreme) who never get caught.
     
  5. Billy Bob

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    You have no idea, especially when grades were manually entered into the system by student assistants way back when. ;)
     
  6. Steve_Francis_rules

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    Exactly. I almost think he put more work into his lying than it would have taken for him to actually get into a good school and do well.
     
  7. droxford

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    Crime pays.

    If crime didn't pay, there wouldn't be any crime.
     
  8. VooDooPope

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    Now he's going to be enrolled in the University of #%#% me in the @$$.
     
  9. leroy

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    I can't see the movie now...

    Kid gets rejected by Harvard.

    Kid goes to small school but dreams of Harvard.

    Kid concocts ridiculous plan to get into Harvard...hilarity ensues.

    Kid gets busted by that mean old dean.

    Kid drums up support of his friends and is allowed to stay if he passes all of his classes.

    Kid goes through crazy study sequence in which he studies in the shower, falls asleep studying, has gets girl while studying, etc., etc...hilarity ensues.

    Kid has to sprint across campus to get to test on time.

    Kid passes tests and there is a large party...hilarity ensues.
     
  10. Qball

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    Shall we name the movie "The Ensuing of Hilarity"?
     
  11. stipendlax

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    I'd say...


    Van Wilder: Hilarity Ensues
     
  12. ubigred

    ubigred Contributing Member

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    Caucasian??
     
  13. g1184

    g1184 Member

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    oh you mean:

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  14. dachuda86

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    sounds like it's been done before... you forgot the part where he destroys the dean's career while winning over his daughter and having sex with her in the following scene.
     
  15. TheRealist137

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    Sounds like this guy would have been solid if he hadn't applied for the Rhodes Scholars program.

    Sometimes, you gotta know when to quit. If he had just laid low at Harvard and graduated, he wouldn't have gotten caught.
     
  16. sbyang

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    Have rich parents?
     
  17. steddinotayto

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    Catch Me If You Can 2:The Co-Ed Adventures?
     
  18. DFWRocket

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    Sounds a lot like
     
  19. DFWRocket

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    Sounds a lot like

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