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How much do YOU love your console?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by x34, Mar 7, 2002.

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  1. x34

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    This guy tried to marry his game, but when he found no takers to perform it, he decided to change his name to "Playstation 2".

    I really don't want to know what all he does with that thing...

    "Enormous loyalty"? Nope, just an idiot.

    x34

    Dan changes name to PlayStation2

    Computer game fan Dan Holmes has changed his name by deed poll to PlayStation2.

    Dan, a bachelor, has £7,000 worth of PlayStation games and plays for around four hours every day.

    He even claims to have asked a few vicars to marry him to his console.

    "None were keen," the 29-year-old mail order manager from Banbury, Oxfordshire, told the Mirror. "So I took its name instead.

    PlayStation2 manufacturers Sony said: "This shows enormous loyalty."
     
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    This guy is Sony's version of Jared.
     
  3. keeley

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    The word "loyalty" certainly isn't the first thing that comes to mind.

    At any rate, when the sexier Playstation 3 that puts out more (and faster) comes out, he'll leave that old used hen PS2 in the dust.
     
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    my first name is "X" and my last name is "Box".

    :D
     
  5. R0ckets03

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    I am thinking of changing my name to

    "Metal Gear: Sons of Liberty". Some people have told me thats tooooo long, so I have decided to go with "Halo" :D
     
  6. red

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    i like it when my girl calls me resident evil 4 in bed...
     
  7. BlastOff

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    Isn't naming himself Playstation2 copyright infringement?.....LOL!
     
  8. Dreamshake

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    On a side note, I rented an X Box and 3 games from blockbuster, and I have to tell you, I am completely disappointed. The ideas, and secondary stuff are really, really cool. But graphically, Its not all that. Im not a PS2 only person, Im a get the bast console available person, but man I am disappointed. I sincerely hope that its juat a matter of games not being up to par with the console.
     
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    Damn! This guy stole my idea! I was going to name myself "Playstation 2." I guess I'll have to go with either "N64," "Gamecube," "X-BOX," or "Gameboy (Advanced)."

    [edit #1] Crap! All those names have been taken, too (most likely by copycat idiots)! Man, can't a misguided, pathetic moron get a break or what? Looks like I'll have to settle for "Atari Jaguar," "3DO," "Neo-Geo," or "TurboGrafx 16." [/edit]

    [edit #2] Geez! All gone as well. "Commodore 64" it is, I guess...[/edit]

    :rolleyes:
     
  10. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Contributing Member

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    Same thing I thought when I first played Halo. I mean the graphcis are not better then N64. I think its a matter of games not being up to par with the console. Anways, Halos graphic might suck, but its still one of the best games ever.
     
  11. PhiSlammaJamma

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    So what happens when playstation3 comes out? It's kinda like having the name Windows95.
     
  12. rockHEAD

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    Hi, my name is Pong.

    Hi, my name is Atari 2600

    Hi, my name Vic 20

    oh, I could go on and on...

    Hi, my name is Timex Sinclair

    Hi, my name is Zenith Heathkit
     
  13. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Contributing Member

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    :confused:

    Damn what the hell are you playing Rock? :D
     

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