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Holy Milk anyone?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dragician, Oct 26, 2013.

  1. dragician

    dragician Member

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  2. cardpire

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    why would he get arrested for that?
     
  3. studogg

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    brilliant

    I need a Guinness picture
     
  4. Jontro

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    Shouldn't the followers be arrested instead for being stupid?
     
  5. LC Rox Fan

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    At least they knew it was pasteurized
     
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  6. dragician

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    Milk implies followers are minors.
     
  7. heypartner

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    Got Milk!

    We should photoshop a milk mustache on this girl.

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    so...here's his picture

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  8. CCorn

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    Do they have the proper tests to prove that his penis does not contain holy milk?
     
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    you gotta have faith, ya know?
     
  10. dragician

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    first of all, men don't produce milk. :p
     
  11. justtxyank

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    I've heard that you can milk anything with breasts.
     
  12. ch0c0b0fr34k

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    But if this guy is a pastor, he may indeed have the god-given orifices needed to produce holy milk :).
     
  13. ling ling

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    it's condensed milk.
     
  14. Invisible Fan

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    If he got real freaky, I wonder what he used for the wafers

    Need more love on this one.
     
  15. Rodman23

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    nice of him to fill her with the holy spirit
     

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