Harden should shave (sorry :D) his beard if he wins MVP

Spoiler: :oops::eek:

 

There are so many reasons why this is a bad idea:
1) Harden's Beard has it's own social media accounts- https://twitter.com/hardenbeard; https://www.facebook.com/hardens.beard.1
2) Simply put, it's the reason for his success - https://newrepublic.com/article/121642/james-hardens-beard-made-him-nba-great
3) His beard has it's own marketing machine - http://awfuladvertisements.com/2016...eard-stars-in-unfunny-and-weird-candy-ad.html
4) It's been suggested that he keeps pre-game snacks in it - http://originalbeardoil.com/kevin-h...e-secrets-of-james-hardens-beard-for-the-win/
5) I can't substantiate this but it's been said that a family of birds might have taken up residence in his beard.

 

Oh look, a cutsie thread title with a smilie

 

Harden should buy insurance for his beard if he win Final MVP

 

Like saying Harden is a football player.

 

Like Walter White suggesting @LosPollosHermanos stop dealing meth

 

Shave deeznuts.

 

Nope


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