Got hit by a SUV during Super Bowl

In my best Phil Hartman voice:

"Go to the Ruby Tuesday's on Katy Freeway at 2 pm tomorrow."

"Someone will meet you there inside and give you further instructions."

"Do not call the police. Do not talk to anyone about this case."

"Order a burger without the bun with extra cheese so we can identify you."

 

needs a little something more, maybe more characters to have more spinoff threads

 

way too late to make a spinoff thread....that was from superbowl lol you are super late

 

Call the police and tell them you saw a dirty looking Tom Brady jersey in the SUV.

 

Are you okay bro?

 

He smoked you?

 

OP on that heron

 

I-69 is a wannbe interstate.

Long way to go before completion.

 

Smoked by an SUV?

Sport Utility Vehicle....I guess so

 

Ever think about adding some details like exact time of day or your vehicle description? You could try calling the police to see if this "scribbling witness" called them with the plate number of the hit and run suspect's car.