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First Actual Physical Confrontation in 15 Years...Normal to Have Kicked In Testicles Feeling?

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Had an actual physical confrontation recently. Not one of those pseudo ones where two grown men just spend time posturing because neither one wants to get arrested or sued. This went down for real. I havent been in one of these things since I was in my 20s, so I've forgotten what it feels like afterwards.

    Everything happened up top, he did not hit my stomach or anywhere even close to it. However, about 10-20 minutes afterwards, my balls felt like they had gotten kicked chun-li style. I seriously don't remember this feeling from when I was younger.

    Question for the older fellahs on the BBS. Is it just that I'm older and my body reacts to physical situations differently, or is it just that I havent had one of these in 15 years and it was the adrenaline messing with me?
     
    #1 hotballa, Sep 19, 2013
  2. mrm32

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    Nothing like a nice balls thread to start your morning.
     
    #2 mrm32, Sep 19, 2013
  3. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Ha, you got your dick pushed in.
     
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    Dude talk schitt about your sandwiches?
     
    #4 Haymitch, Sep 19, 2013
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    You got into it with the Chinese food delivery man?
     
    #6 sammy, Sep 19, 2013
  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    My guess is testosterone and adrenaline crash.

    Remember while doing role play to always use protection
     
    #7 REEKO_HTOWN, Sep 19, 2013
  8. hotballa

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    This sounds reasonable...I'll pretend to ignore the second part of your post.
     
    #8 hotballa, Sep 19, 2013
  9. hotballa

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    you added one too many http://
     
    #9 hotballa, Sep 19, 2013
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    Why did I suddenly think of MacBeth's posts about his fight when I read this?
     
    #10 Eric Riley, Sep 19, 2013
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    Thanks. I posted it from my phone and I wondered what was wrong.

    Sorry about your balls.
     
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    trollololololol
     
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    Was someone trying to steal one of those roll around hampers from your laundry mat?

    We need details on this fight.

    I haven't been in a physical fight in over 20 years.
     
    #14 ima_drummer2k, Sep 19, 2013
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    Stop picking fights with little kids. Their height makes them more prone to hitting below the belt.
     
    #15 droopy421, Sep 19, 2013
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    I agree. I'm pretty sure in fight or flight, certain automatic responses can lead to testicular retraction.


    Sources: I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
     
    #16 Two Sandwiches, Sep 19, 2013
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    little kid: HAHAHAHA!
    hotballa: Eff you, you lil punk. How was I supposed to know women don't pee from their vagina?
    little kid: I'm twelve and I know.
    hotballa: You're going down kid.
     
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  18. hotballa

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    It was personal. He said something rude about a family member of mine, I told him to not talk about them, and then he slapped me and ran off. whole thing was kind of surreal tbh. I felt pretty stupid about it afterwads.
     
    #18 hotballa, Sep 19, 2013
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    FYI, I sharted in the shower the other day and was somehow able to clean myself afterwards. How's that for a kick in the balls?
     
    #19 Rocketman95, Sep 19, 2013
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5tYAA285gY0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #20 Salvy, Sep 19, 2013
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