DUKE would like to solicit the BBS people to tell DUKE YOUR favorite recpies! DUKE wants to branch out his culanery SKEELZ but I only know THREE recepes, here they are. CHOCLOATE CHICKEN CHOKER Ingreedients: 1 chicken, no feathers!! Six eggs, take SHELLS off. 1 pound orange CHEESE, take warpper off. (You have to take the wrappers off food before you cook it, it smells funny if you donot!!!!) Directons: Put chicken in big bowl, put eggs on chicken, chop CHEESE up, pour in 1 GLASS vodka. MICROVAGE on high for nine minutes or until bubbly. Put cheese in. MICOWAVE for nine more minutes. Cover with HERSHEY CHOCLATE SYRUP. Let cool. Eat. Digest. Crap. REPEAT if nesessary. MEAT LUMP CASSAROLE Ingreedients: 1 pound meat, the red kind. 1 loaf bread! 1 can CRISCO!! 1 EGG. Celery. Brockoli. Carrots! MILK. Beer. Instruction: put all that crap in a BIG BOWL, stir up until it looks brown, squeeze into lump. DUKE likes to make the lump in the SHAPE of something!!! Once it was France, once it was a rabbit! Use your imagination! Cook until it is not raw. Eat! Good food! STEAK TARTAR!! All you need for THIS is a steak! And some tartar sauce! Coat the steake in tartar sauce and put in BIG HOT OVEN for two hours, then eat. MMMMMMMM. DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF FOOD FOOD FOOD. ------------------ Robble robble robble HAMBURGLER in the HOUSE!!
Duke, you are so much more than Emeril and Martha put together. I will now refer to you as the Chef of Truth. Or would you prefer the Duke of ingredients? ------------------ RocketFuel is taking the summer off!
Sounds yummy, Duke. Here's one I actually tried in college: Recipe for everlasting friendship. Walk around the house on a Sunday afternoon after a Saturday Night Keg party until you find a half empty plastic cup of last night's beer. Empty old beer into blender, but make sure there are no cigarette butts in the beer. Place two handfuls of chile de arbols in the blender--these are the long, thin, dried red chiles that you can find at any fiesta. They are also the chiles you find in Generals Tso's chicken at your favorite Chinese Food restuarant. They're hot as hell, and you don't dare eat them whole. Anyway, blend the beer and the chiles up for several minutes, and then strain the liquid out into the same beer cup. You'll know you've done it right if the beer is now the red color of cinnamon schnapps. Find a friend who is still passed out from the night before on a couch. This person must be on their side in somewhat of a fetal position--that's not hard to find if they're still passed out on a couch. If they are wearing dockers type pants or pocketed shorts, their front pockets will be sticking out slightly. Slowly pour the contents of the cup into their front pants pocket making sure that it runs down the inside of the pocket closest to the skin. Let simmer for fifteen minutes. Run like hell. ------------------ stop posting my damn signature
The fabulous furry freak brothers cup of joe... Take one pound of your favorite coffee. Pour into a one gallon jug of water. Let sit for 24 hour period. Strain Using a shot glass, take shots as needed. Guaranteed to get you to class with the head buzzin. ------------------ [This message has been edited by mc mark (edited May 18, 2000).]
