"He's one misplaced beer order away from another tantrum," said a rival player, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "If he orders a Heineken and gets Budweiser, the blame will be put on me." nice!
"If he orders a Heineken and gets Budweiser, the blame will be put on me." best part of the "article."
Yep, I'm pretty sure The Onion would have spelled "Finley" right. In my defense, it was pretty late/early when I wrote it.