Best dead beat Daddy drafted (Sean Kemp Award): Player most in need of an alarm clock (J.R. Rider Award): Player with whom the word "rebuild" most closely relates to "demolish" (Sean Bradely Award). Player closest resembling a muppet or Ferengi (Reggie Miller Award): Player who's name most sounds like an Indian Dish (Uwe Blab Award): Fastest Chocolate Chip Cookie Eater (Oliver Miller Award): Draftee Who smokes more joints than scores points(Rod Strickland Award): Best draft day tantrum (Steve Francis Award): Best player as long they don't dribble, pass, or shoot (Marc Macon Award): Worst Free Throw antics (Hornacek award): Best shooting guard drafted who can't shoot (Anderson Hunt Award): Best Possy award (Iverson): Player drafted who makes home on IR list (Rik Smits Award) Player drafted who should go back to ma and pa, and Aunty Bea (Bryce Drew Award): Draftee best suited to carry Shaqs bags (Rusty LaRue Award): Huh?(Don Nelson Award): ------------------ humble, but hungry.
