Mumps https://kdvr.com/2020/02/06/summit-county-officials-6-keystone-resort-employees-have-the-mumps/
I almost went there this morning, but I have the flu Probably has to do with the dorm type situation most Vail employees are forced into living in. Illness always spreads like wildfire there.
Did they eat living things with four legs and two eyes? What sinfully weird or kinky **** did they do?