I like it when I'm at the urinal and someone else is in a stall. He can't see me, so I usually say something like "here comes some noise" and let one RIP. As loud and long as I can. Then I say something like "GOD DAMN, that felt good!!!" Then I walk out knowing that he will never know who did it.
I have a new strategy...I'm going to pee a little on the floor of the other urinal before I do my business so that noone else can do that to me again. ok thats disgusting, but i'm tempted.
one urinals oin the north wall, the others on the east. they're placed very close to the adjoining corner so your ass is about 6 inches from the other guy's.
I agree. You violated his space which activated his built in protection system. The newer models will **** on your shoes. Consider yourself lucky.
i was at my urinal first and doing my business, he came in after I had already unzipped and let it rip.
Wait a second. You're the guy that posts horror story news reports of things happening in our country that I don't even want to know about let alone hear the grizzly details, and you have a problem with a little bit of fart on you? What would you have prefered, he turn around and show you the gash on his penis he got trying to have sex with his lawn mower while he forced his daughter to beat their dog with a dead baby seal?
How gay...You're in the bathroom, where else are you suppose to do it...I mean, besides in your office... Surprisingly, it doesn't happen often, but I make sure to keep it real and rip one every now and then, just to break the silence...
happened to me before but the guy who farted was my boss. then i told myself, maybe this is the proper place to let it go, and is acceptable by americans. then i started doing that with pride and pleasure.
hotballa - i thought you already used this strategy in the stall? Still one of my all time favorite threads. Keep up the good work - your bathroom drama is like our own personal bbs version of "terence and philip".
