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Deke and Jack Bauer

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Another Brother, Jan 12, 2007.

  1. DallasThomas

    DallasThomas Contributing Member

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    When the hell did the T-100 ever wear white collared shirts, get his hair highlighted, and pose for pictures smiling like a cheeseball?
     
  2. don grahamleone

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    My guess is early on in life and then often after that. You've seen his movies, right? Twins? Kindergarten Cop? Pregnant-Man-Guy?
     
  3. Prosun

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    I hate to break it to you guys, but Deke actually died 10 years ago... but the Grim Reaper was too scared to tell him.
     
  4. texanskan

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    Deke once went to the Virgin Islands upon his return they were renamed "the islands"
     
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    Dikembe Mutombo once opened a can of whoop ass, all he found inside was a mirror.
     
  6. El Toro

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    Every night before he goes to bed, the bogeyman checks in his closet and under his bed for Deke.
     
  7. ryandoc

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    this is f*ckin hilarious !!!!
     
  8. Patience

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    In the beginning there was nothing...then Dikembe elbowed that nothing in the face and said "Not in my House." That is the story of the universe.
     
  9. Patience

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    Little known medical fact: Dikembe Mutombo invented the Caesarean section when he elbowed his way out of his mother's womb.
     
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    In a Rockets game there are no field goals made, they are only the shots that Dikembe Mutombo allowed to go in.
     
  11. david_rocket

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    "Im Mutombo, Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo"
     
  12. Prosun

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    LOL awesome, posters keep it up. Please don't lock thread Clutch!

    There is no Theory of Evolution... only a list of creatures Dikembe Mutombo allowed to live.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Dikembe Mutombo.
     
  13. Prosun

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    Emeka Okafor got 10 blocks today at MSG, tying the record for blocks at MSG set by that's right... WAMUTOMBO!
     
  14. topfive

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    Motumbo once elbowed a man in Reno -- just to watch him die.

    Instead of shoes, Motumbo has Hummer strapped to each foot.

    When Motumbo talks, E.F. Hutton shuts the f**k up.
     
  15. StupidMoniker

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    Mutombo has characteristics consistant with both a particle and a wave.
     
  16. heypartner

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    this whisper talk is everthing.

    I so owe you for that fried turkey...

    AB is the best

    ...i've been back. basically everytime i'm close i'm there. and the regular stuff is even better....

    but dude the Jack Bauer whisper is not Deke.

    what are you doing Sunday night....??? Play close attention to my question marks

    "Mr. Bauer...do you think we would have forgotten you...Mr. Bauer."
     
  17. Another Brother

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    This morning the Rockets took a plane to Sacramento. Last night Deke took a plane.
     
  18. heypartner

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    If Deke needs a plane, he is taking a plane.
     
  19. magnetik

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    cookies!!! me want cookies!!!
     
  20. El Toro

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    Google Maps checks with Deke to find where they need to be going.
     
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