-If Dikembe Mutombo was gay his name would be Jack Bauer. -Superman wears Dekembe Mutombo pajamas. -Dikembe once killed everyone at and orgy. No one f***s with Deke. -Everytime Dikembe waves his finger a kitten dies. -Before Dikembe met the Black Eyed Peas they were called the Peas. -Dikembe once worked for the Secret Service, he didn't dive in front of shots...he blocked them.
The FBI and CIA use Deke to carry confidential information. Even if he were captured and tortured and leaked information, no one would understand him.
Deke does not commit fouls, the ref breaks it up because he thinks he's at a UFC fight and opponent is yelling "Maattee"
3,4 and 6 are mine. So is... With 1:19 to go in the 4th, Romo learns that Dikembe Mutombo has money on Seattle.
but maybe Jack Bauer can do the finger wag when he blocks the nuke! "Mr Bauer...do you think we would have forgotten...Mr Bauer."
Haha these are all Chuck Norris facts. Speaking of which, who would win this battle??? Chuck Norris ROUND HOUSE KICK VS Dikembe Mutombo ELBOW
-Deke vs. Godzilla got cancelled by Hollywood because the public already knows the ending. Deke slaughters him in the first scene, builds a hospital for lizards and Deke lives happily ever after. All while calling Godzilla his brother. -One time Jordan dunked on Deke. Give him a break, his back was turned. -Deke was bitten by a black mamba and the snake died from poisoning -One time a house fly came into the house of Mutumbo. The fly did not leave and no other flies came by to pay their respects to the fallen. No fly has entered since. -Mutumbo has to wear elbow pads around his friends.
