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Could you beat Guy Fieri in a fight to the death?

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  1. YaosDirtyStache

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    I think I could take him. His cardio is probably really bad, and I will make him chew his teeth to dust and force him to say "I took my final trip to flavortown" right before he expires beneath my hulking body.
     
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    Where do you get your weed?
     
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    I could probably beat a Guy in a Fiero to death.
     
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    I would just rip out his hair and shank him with it.
     
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    Of course I could. Who is he?
     
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    i would be careful messing with guy fieri. you can not sneak up on him...dude has eyes in the back of his head!

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    Never thought about it, but he strikes me as exactly the kind of guy who drove a Fiero back in the day.
     
    #8 Buck Turgidson, Dec 4, 2016
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    I would love to wrestle with Giada
     
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  10. Buck Turgidson

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    Who wouldn't? Just watch out for those teeth.
     
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    hey I don't mind lol
     
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    No I could not. I'd be afraid of what he'd do to me....

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    I'd beat the absolute dog **** out of this prickly headed termite and cut his carcas into 100 pieces abd feed him to his offspring
     
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    His children are named Hunter and Ryder. Probably have it coming...
     
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