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College Basketball All-name team

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  1. ferrari77

    ferrari77 Contributing Member

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    Compiled from Sporting News

    I put together the ones I thought were funniest

    G - Indiana Faithfull (Wofford)

    G - Four McGlynn (Towson)

    F - Wanaah Bail (UCLA)

    G/F - Basil Smotherman (Purdue)

    F - Claybrin McMath (Bryant)

    F - Kruize Pinkins (San Francisco)

    F/C - God'sgift Achiuwa (St. John's)

    Major Canady (Drexel)

    G - Andell Cumberbatch (St. Bonaventure)

    G - Saah Nimley (Charleston Southern)

    C - McWisdom Badejo (Florida A&M)

    Sanjay Lumpkin (Northwestern); ----Indian first name but country last name?

    Wadly Mompremier (Ohio)

    Hippolyte Tsafack (Memphis)

    Charlendrez Brooks (Western Carolina)

    Farronte Drakeford (Central Connecticut State);

    Kordario Flemming (Jacksonville);

    Damarkeo Lyshe (Bowling Green);

    ShunQuez Stephens (USC-Upstate); Mardracus Wade (Arkansas); Nevenij Walters (Idaho State); Pendarvis Williams (Norfolk State)


    The coaches--Fang Mitchell (Coppin State); Dickie Nutt (Southeast Missouri);


    The All-Alliteration Team

    Anell Alexis (Norfolk State); Grandy Glaze (Saint Louis); Kade Kager (American); Marlin Mason (Cleveland State); Onochie Ochie (Southeast Louisiana)


    Team Two names-in-One
    Cleanthony Early (Wichita State); Chrishawn Hopkins (Wright State); Julysses Nobles (Arkansas

    Team Alternative spelling
    Xzaivier James (Northern Colorado); Kyndahl Kill (Weber State); Shackquiel Scott (Iona); Justus Stanback (IUPUI)

    The All-All Team

    Andrew Andrews (Washington); Deng Deng (Cal State Bakersfield); Leek Leek (Campbell); Majok Majok (Ball State); Shayok Shayok (Missouri-Kansas City)

    Team Apostrophe

    Ka'Darryl Bell (Bradley); Ja'Dante' Frye (Nicholls State); Ja'Rob McCallum (IUPUI); Ba'Shawn Mickens (Monmouth); T'ziah Wood-Smith (Quinnipiac)

    They Might Be Romans

    Jarekious Bradley (Southeast Missouri); Rantavious Gilbert (Appalachian State); Christavious Gill (New Orleans); Yondarius Johnson (Southern); Cartavious Kincade (Army)

    Nicknames that might be real names

    Scooter Gillette (Fairleigh Dickinson) Chicken Knowles (Houston)--Maybe Beyonce's brother!
     
  2. ferrari77

    ferrari77 Contributing Member

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    The link

    http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-ba...asketball-2013-2014-all-americans-funny-names

    The All Beverage team

    Davante Drinkard (Southern Illinois); Stewart Lagerson (Texas-Arlington); Matt Milk (St. Francis NY); Noah Springwater (Columbia)


    The All-Botany team

    Jarron Blossomgame (Clemson); Jarell Flora (Seattle); Mike LaTulip (Illinois); Willis Turnipseed (Morgan State)



    Mr. International

    Jaylani Dublin (Longwood); Rodney Glasgow (VMI); Demarcus Holland (Texas); Paris Lee (Illinois State); Stephen Zurich (Rutgers)



    Team U.S. Geography

    Conroy Baltimore (Lehigh); Stetson Billings (Arkansas-Little Rock); Dallas Ennema (Albany); Cleveland Melvin (DePaul); Racine Talla (USC-Upstate)

    (Dallas Ennema sounds gross)



    The Royal Five

    Prince Ibeh (Texas); Duke Mondy (Oakland); Sir'Dominic Pointer (St. John's); Bishop Robinson (Western Michigan); Sir Washington (Eastern Michigan)

    Team ShaqFu-Schnickens

    Shaquille Boga (Texas-Pan America); Shaquille Cleare (Maryland); Shaq Goodwin (Memphis); Shaquiell Mitchell (South Carolina State); Shaq White-Miller (Texas-Arlington)

    The All-NBA Team

    Juwan Howard Jr. (Detroit); Shawn Kemp Jr. (Washington); Lamond Murray Jr. (Pepperdine); Larry Nance Jr. (Wyoming); Reggie Theus Jr. (South Carolina)


    The All-NFL Team

    Marcus Allen (Stanford); Chris Carter (LIU-Brooklyn); Brian Dawkins (Elon); Jamal Lewis (Penn); Russell Wilson (Samford)

    The best of them all imo: Team mixtape

    Team Mixtape

    Raekwon Harney (Stetson); Biggie Minnis (Rhode Island); Drake Thomas (Southern Utah); Nas Williams (Vermont); Dre Willis (Vermont)
     
  3. ferrari77

    ferrari77 Contributing Member

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    I just picture Key and Peele as the players and introducing themselves

     
  4. Dr of Dunk

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    Almost bust a gut laughing so hard... when they got to the ones toward the end, I thought I was going to black out. Oh man.
     
  5. bigtexxx

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    I'm sorry but "McWisdom" is one of the worst names I've ever heard in my life.

    Were the parents in the drive through at McDonalds when they received this inspiration from on high?
     
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