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Clowney Injures Luck

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by theimpossibles1, Jan 6, 2015.

  1. theimpossibles1

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    Just overheard this funny exchange:

    GUY1: you know what would be poetic, hilarious, and awesome?
    JC comes back for our first game vs the colts. Injures Luck on a sack.
    GUY2: would be the best sports moment in a long long long time
    GUY1: permanently cementing the legitimacy of JC's #1 pick status
    GUY2: "it was a legal hit Marv, a classic hit, and Lucks leg just crumpled"
    GUY1: ohh you hate to see that marv
    that was ugly
    theres still bone fragments on the field....
    GUY2: "they called out the trainer, I'm not lip reader but I think he is saying 'his career is over' "
    GUY1: we are not gonna show the replay on this one folks.... I nearly lost my lunch on that one bob
    GUY2: "it's official, the doctors are calling it a grade four career ending leg crumple"
    GUY1: Oh thats just sick marv, some of the texans fans are cheering and celebrating
    "well, to be fair bob, (quietly), this IS kind of a lucky break for the Texans.......(sheepishly) no pun intended"
    GUY2: "it was a legal hit, they should be cheering. Luck is being carted off the field and the fans are clapping... oh wait, that's for Clowney"
    GUY2: let's talk to this colts fan "The Texans franchise is superior to ours, no question"
    GUY1: "wow bob ive never seen this before.... the colts coach is walking across the field to coach O brien.. whats he doing?"
    "well marv, i may be wrong but he might be, YES he is! he just forfeited the game
    GUY2: "now he is grabbing the gatoraid bucket and dumping it atop obrian"
     
  2. BmwM3

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    This should be posted in the alcohol or marijuana thread.
     
  3. Mr. Brightside

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    Not funny. And in poor taste to root for injury of anyone. Especially a local hero and nice guy like Andrew Luck.
     
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    Frontrunner for thread of the year 2015
     
  6. conquistador#11

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    luck should be playing football in a real city, the city that watched him as he grew up. demand a trade!
     
  7. moestavern19

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    Cruel story bro.
     
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    Come on guys, it was funny,,,,you had to be there
     
  10. BamBam

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    Not funny, not informative, not educational and in poor taste. Great job OP!
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  11. DonkeyMagic

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    Clowney thread, bro.
     
  14. FishBulb913

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    Plot twist: Guy 1 and Guy 2 are the same person....

    Double plot twist!: their name is revealed to be..... theimpossibles1!!
     
  15. moestavern19

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    My favorite part was when he misspelled O'Brien twice.
     
  16. BamBam

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    I like the part when they grabbed the "gatoraid bucket" ....:eek:
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  17. Cannonball

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    I didn't even bother finishing the same post in the offseason thread.

    Not thread worthy.
     
  18. DieHard Rocket

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    Was GUY1 a 12 year old and GUY2 a 10 year old?
     
  19. theimpossibles1

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    ^^^^^.....

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