Chuck Norris Facts

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  1. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

    There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

    Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
     
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    What year is this??
     
  3. Haymitch

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    Have you seen that gif of the dancing baby? It's hilarious.

    Hit me up on AIM and I'll send you the file so you can save it.
     
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    Please send the hyperlink to my hotmail account. Mom needs the phone line.
     
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    Chuck Norris ate my balls.
     
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    While he was driving, he saved some cats from a tree.

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    Netscape is so, so much better Internet Explore.
     
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    deserves its own thread
     
  10. heypartner

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    cool, now we can look at the Similar Threads list below and bump a bigger Chuck Norris Facts thread

    Top 30 Random Facts About Chuck Norris

    With a blast from the past response.

     
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    Is it just me, or does anyone else cringe every time Rafer Alston attempts one of his floaters?
     
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    Where are all the videos of T-Mac passing?

    Seriously though, Chuck Norris sucks.

    https://www.usnews.com/news/article...is-inserted-himself-into-the-political-debate
     
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    His brother was killed in 1970 during the 101st Airborne's battle for Firebase Ripcord.

    HS friend of my dad's was there, he gave us this book about it, great read:

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  19. don grahamleone

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    Chuck Norris doesn't write Chuck Norris facts, he lives them.
     
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    I think Howard Dean is going to win the D nomination
     
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