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Carmelo Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2017.

  1. pippendagimp

    pippendagimp Member

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    head made of tuber
    eyes like chocolate goobers
    scrub said imminent
     
  2. pippendagimp

    pippendagimp Member

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    i've been waiting for
    a four like you to come in
    to my life ahh ahhhh
     
  3. SkillzThatKillz

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    Rockets want a star
    Carmelo lies in limbo
    I hate super teams
     
  4. eman

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    Another costly
    chucker, worn down, he will be
    another Glen Rice.
     
  5. Os Trigonum

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    doubters gonna doubt
    and haters are gonna hate -
    in Morey we trust
     
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    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Melo dramatic
    This is just too much to take
    Please just let it end
     
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  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    They came to see him.
    But the old gunslinger just
    Stood there. So they left.
     
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  8. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Let us remember
    the creative melo threads
    before perversion
     
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    the GARM goes haywire
    but is calming down again
    waiting for Melo
     
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    We hate Melo threads
    We make more threads to make fun
    Now they hate our threads
     
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    One thing can be said

    At least we are not Lakers

    Talking Lonzo Ball
     
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    after the game ends
    the arena crew comes in
    and starts cleaning up
     
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  13. Brown Lost It

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    Some damn poets in here
     
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    I call this "Today's GARM"

    I wake up early and excited
    like a kid on Christmas
    I find Santa naked and dead in my living room
     
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    Glen rice I know
    was Selling used hair gels
    Never seen again
     
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    rockets are red, knicks blue
    potatohead seem to have
    not a fukin clue
     
  17. Yung-T

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    going on for weeks
    murray please sign melo quick
    teh balls are real' blue
     
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    Last edited: Jul 12, 2017
  18. Yung-T

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    that's no haiku breh
    way too many syllables
    melo made you dumb
     
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    Chris Paul plus Harden
    how about adding Melo?
    man, sit back and wait
     
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    Woj with a new tweet
    four teams but not imminent
    f*** all this waiting
     

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