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Carmelo Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2017.

  1. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    Chris Paul cheered us up
    Carmelo Anthony waits
    Harden's gold paved ways

    (5/7/5 syllables for a haiku so you don't have to look it up)
     
  2. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum It. Deserves. Its. Own. Thread.
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    clutchfans gonna clutch
    fanning the flames for Melo
    Potato Head rules
     
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  3. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    I give this thread 1 out of 5 stars. It doesn't serve any purpose.

    This thread suck my balls
    My big orange baskeballs
    Why even start it?
     
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  4. Daddy Long Legs

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    YES. We needed this!

    Melo heroics
    Crave his fourth quarter buckets
    Clutch dude Clutch city
     
  5. B-Bob

    B-Bob my celli weighs a ton
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    Broken refresh key
    For broken Olympian.
    Our red hearts are next.
     
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  6. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum It. Deserves. Its. Own. Thread.
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    nene sayers
    who don't even like haiku
    stay out of this thread

    ON EDIT:

    Lo, nene sayers
    who don't even like haiku
    stay out of this thread
     
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    Trade apprehension
    Make it happen already
    I'm losing patience
     
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    B-Bob my celli weighs a ton
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    Anthony they say?
    At least Hopkins can act,
    And Casey is hot.
     
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  9. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum It. Deserves. Its. Own. Thread.
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    twitter is silent
    so all we have is clutchfans
    which is pretty sad
     
  10. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden
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    Media hates us
    Media Conspiracy
    Rockets are ignored

    @Os Trigonum
     
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    LaLa ass Delish
    Carmelo Can I hit it
    No? **** your permish
     
  12. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum It. Deserves. Its. Own. Thread.
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    reputation points
    would rep again if I could
    it's Hakeem status
     
  13. Yung-T

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    Hit f5 all day
    like jontro hits teh pornhub
    murray make this stop
     
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    Getting my hopes up.
    But it might be Dwight V2.
    Damn you, D. Murray!
     
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    The Knicks play hardball
    Morey still gets what he wants
    Mel and Gordon stays
     
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    Murrnee be killing
    Carmelo makes dick erect
    Come on down, We ready
     
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    Os Trigonum It. Deserves. Its. Own. Thread.
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    now that made me laugh
    really should not admit it
    in murray we trust
     
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  19. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    I think it's all good
    So, IDIOT
    Know what I mean, Vern?
     
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  20. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum It. Deserves. Its. Own. Thread.
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    well Shark44
    is leaving us all behind
    not a haiku fan
     
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