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Butt Crack Plan of Attack?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by theimpossibles1, Feb 20, 2018.

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How do you clean your butt when you shower?

  1. Hand

  2. Rag

  3. Other (please explain)

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  1. theimpossibles1

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    Butts.

    We all have them. We all clean them (hopefully).

    Even in this internet age the topic is very rarely discussed. Got me thinking.... Is there some widely used, effective butt cleaning techniques that I am unaware of?

    Vote and discuss if you wish.
     
  2. jbasket

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    Oooo a butt discussion, can I be invited to the big opening?
     
  3. moestavern19

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    Bookmarking for potential meta shitposts
     
  4. jbasket

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    The fact that this thread has not exploded yet is beyond me.
     
  5. DudeWah

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    @Deckard were women into anal back in your heyday?

    Serious question.
     
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  6. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Depended on the chick. Most weren't, but there were exceptions.
     
  7. DudeWah

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    Deckard you are a fine source of information and I hope you share more of your tales with us.
     
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  8. moestavern19

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    @Deckard The 60s actually sucked. You were just too stoned to notice.
     
  9. jbasket

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    Sounds like the times haven't changed much then?
     
  10. Deckard

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    There's some truth to that, but I sure had a hell of a good time.

    Oh, times have changed a heck of a lot, but possibly not that much when it comes to this particular subject.
     
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  11. moestavern19

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    Stop being a pushover. The 60s were awesome and you know it.
     
  12. moestavern19

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    BTW the Amazon ads for this thread are A+++++

    @Deckard You're missing out my brother.
     
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  13. DudeWah

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    Can’t wait till my butt lifter arrives in the mail.
     
  14. Deckard

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    Yeah, they were. There were also some major league tragedies. I loved it, despite the bad things that happened. It was a very exciting time. A time of discovery, taking chances, experimenting with all sorts of things. There had never been an era, as short as it was, like that before in this country. I did a lot of experimenting.
     
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  15. theimpossibles1

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    I guess i'll go first. Use the hand with a mild soap. Then clean the hand with industrial strength cleaner before touching anything else.

    I know some people swear by the rag but I could never use that rag again nor would I 'infect' the rest of my laundry by putting it in the wash.

    Hmm. Maybe some sort of one time disposable rag like a wet wipe would be effective...
     
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    I envy you @Deckard for having experienced it to the fullest. That must make the rest of your life seem like gravy sometimes.
     
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    Yeah, imagine the wash after some diarrhea. Eeeeek.
     
  18. Jontro

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    i agree with @DudeWah breh, this buttlifter is amazing
     
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