How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb? The Answer is SEVEN: 1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced 2. one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, 3. one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb, 4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs, 5. one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb, 6. one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag, 7. and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
from a humor standpoint i thought it was dumb. i mean the bush quotes are funny, but this is just not really funny.
So, make up a Kerry joke and call it even. Not really up to you to decide what is a waste of bandwidth anyway.
Those are hilarious! One thing I kept thinking while reading through those: Is anyone as un-funny as Jay Leno? Damn.
Not to single you out, bammaslammer, but the only thing that made me chuckle in this thread was the specific polemic type of mindset that enables you would reply to a single 170 word joke with 6 pages (2,727 words) of jokes and call it "equal time". By the way, it is light bulb not "lightbulb".