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Burt Steele speaks again

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by One Mic, Jun 22, 2017.

  1. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Soooooo......
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  2. theDude

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    He's the son of George "The Animal" Steele. After reporting on pro wrestling, he moved into other sports scouting and analysis, as well as freelance NBA reporting and now routinely beats Woj on most stories.
    ;)
     
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    The man that has had sex with every attractive woman in Texas. Those women are the ones who give him his sources.
     
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    Not sure why people still question if he's legit or not. He is. It's a known fact the Steele family always has had its sources.

    His great great grandfather Jebediah Burt Steele was the one that leaked the info to Paul Revere that in fact, the British were coming.
     
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    6 it is then.
     
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    Rumor has it , he's one of David Sterns illegitimate sons!!!o_O

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    Not only that, their ancestor Abrahim Burtholomew Steele leaked the ten commandments to Moses.
     
  9. ROXTXIA

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    Actually, there were fifteen Commandments. One of them was "thou shalt taketh insider information with a grain of salt". The other four I forget.

    It was in a Mel Brooks documentary.
     
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    You still beat you're wife up to Jim Rome one is still an Stern classic Quote
     
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    I heard that AlBurt Steele broke the Enigma Machine in WW2 before one was captured. That was how they know where the sub was.
     
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    Lex steel the white version
     
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    Tuesday, 5:45 huh?

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    Hmm. Wasn't Burt Steele in that Zoolander movie?
     
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    Burt stuck around St. Petersburg
    When he saw it was a time for a change
    Killed the czar and his ministers
    Anastasia screamed in vain

    Burt rode a tank
    Held a general's rank
    When the blitzkrieg raged
    And the bodies stank

    He's pleased to meet you
    Hopes you'll guess his name, oh yeah
    Ah, what's puzzling you
    Is the nature of his game, oh yeah
     
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    Burt better come correct or Gawdtato will scorch him from the earth:eek:
     
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    #TeamTato
     
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    Shout it

    Shout it out, who killed the Kennedy's
     
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    We are officially on countdown for Burnt Steel day.

    HYPE LEVEL = ELEVATED (at 10:28 am central 7/24.)
     
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