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Breaking News: Vader to make statement regarding national security (Obi Wan dead)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Commodore, May 11, 2011.

  1. Commodore

    Commodore Contributing Member

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    [​IMG]

    http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html#



     
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  2. snc

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    Does this mean Osama has become more powerful than we can possibly imagine?
     
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  3. VanityHalfBlack

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    Hahhahahahahahhah!!!!!
     
  4. Commodore

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    read the comments section, it's even better:

     
  5. nickb492

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    Oh this is so great on so many levels.
     
  6. RedRedemption

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    It parallels so well!
     
  7. SwoLy-D

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    I, for one, have always said Vader is a great leader and he deserves our respect. I know there's still GOOD in him. It's not his fault he was left for dead and we don't know who his real father is. I don't care if his mom can't provide a document that says if he was conceived by the Midi-chlorians.

    My comments have NOTHING to do with him and his BLACK outfit, cape, and helmet. :eek:
     
  8. Relentless

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    Can we just make a sticky "Funny stuff on reddit" thread?
     
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  9. SwoLy-D

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    Rebel scum. :eek:

    EDIT:
    :confused: Which one of y'all is this:

    "This is utter bs they should've captured him and learned more about the rebellion not just outright killed him. now the rebels are just pissed at us. I'm half expecting proton torpedos to rain down on coruscant every day now." :grin:
     
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  10. Keyser Soze

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    OH YEAH why doesn't Lord Vader show us Obi Wan's body hmmmm?
     
  11. mylilpony

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    it means there is secretly a white dude under that harsh exterior. so yes, more powerful.
     
  12. SwoLy-D

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    OoOOoOooo... BURNed!

    I mean, er, the white dude. He was burned badly. :eek:
     
  13. Jontro

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    You guys just don't get it.

    Obi Wan has been dead for years now and Lord Vader just chose this time to announce it to the universe.
     
  14. The Real Shady

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    Just need someone to photoshop Saddam and Osama in Jedi ghost form.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. nickb492

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    I hate people like you. Why don't you crawl back under whatever rock on Tatooine you came from. People like you make me sick. You along with the people saying he secretly had twins with a senator of the Galactic Republic are ridiculous. Great day for the Empire. Long Live the Emperor.
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  16. Zboy

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    Dark Vader got birth certificate?
     
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  17. Yung-T

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    The comments on that site are great as hell, you guys really gotta read them.:grin:
     
  18. Thefabman

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    this is awesome lol
     
  19. rocketsjudoka

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    So you're saying you just voted for him because he's black.:p
     
  20. rocketsjudoka

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    EM-PER-OR! EM-PER-OR! EM-PER-OR! EM-PER-OR!
     

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