If the BBS was a basketball team, what role would people fill, based on post performance? Examples: Clutch: Owner - obvious Jeff: Starting 3 - versatile, does SOR, regular game action posts, and hangout discussions. Popeye: Starting 2 - when it comes down to crunch time, everyone seems to want the ball in his hands. Bob and Smeg: Halftime show - not good enough for a real gig, they can only perform when most people are in the bathroom. Will: 12th man - reluctant (hates having 1000 posts) white guy who sits on the end of the bench, but is always profiled by the media for his other abilities outside of basketball. pardner: Journeyman coach - can never quite stick due to his insistance that all players must follow his unorthadox flash-diagramed plays. Crisco: DNP, Coaches Decision - he really wants to get in the game, but always falls short. LHutz: IR, "back spasms" - every team has its embarrasing contract that is taken care of by making up an injury to make room for a CBA signing. Mango: Arena Security Any others? ------------------ Talking to a dead hare about art [This message has been edited by rimbaud (edited September 21, 2000).]
Put me down for a seat on the bench, JD and coke in an inconspicuous styrofoam cup and I'll be the best Kapayaaaa screamer on the team... Rudy Rox! what a job.
Surely LHutz would be the Rodman or Rider equivalent. ------------------ Current Rocket's Salary & Contract Info
You can keep your scoreboard, Crisco. I want to be skimming behind the beer counter. ------------------ The Badministrator
I'd be suspended. They found me hanging with Iverson, Webber and Jason Williams burning blunts! ------------------ RocketFuel is dead!
Rimmy- Assistant coach (for his ability to think) HPee-"The Lisa Molotsky" (for his ability to get answers) Jeff- The point guard (for his ability to organize) Clutch-"The Gene Peterson" (his training camp coverage speaks for itself) pop's-"The Jim Foley" (for his wealth of info) D0D- Put on the physically unable to perform list (for all his injuries over the years) smeg-The Bryce Drew ( for his ability to "coach" 12 and 13 year old girls) Crisco-The Matt Bullard (for his ability to stand around and wait for someone to give him the ball) keeley-The Wiz (cause everyone wants to trade him) ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
I accept! Any fringe benefits?? ------------------ Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the motherfuc@er upside the head!
BobFinn* = Stat-padder. Intentionally misses the layup so he can grab another board. Gascon = Occasional 3-pt threat. Stays on the fringes until he gets a wide open look, then either comes through with something brilliant or misses the mark completely. Heypartner = The ill-tempered coach. Eccentric, tactically brilliant, but horribly misunderstood. ------------------ Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me...you.
LHutz - bumbling team mascot Mango - referee Keeley - scoreboard Bob Smeg DoD Rockets03 - those balloons people use to distract people shooting freethrows Bandwagon Posters - empty seats Trolls - those laser pens Rimmy - sweaty towel. Smells. ------------------ I am so exasperated that I could expectorate.
I need to post more ;-) I'll be the Water BOY. . . WHAT!!! GATORAIDE IS BETTER THAN WATER!! I think NOT!! I'll run and bash the competition Rocket River ------------------
I volunteer to be that puffy "Air Clutch the Bear" thing. That way I can go around annoying the hell out of referees and opposing players. I hate that stupid mascot, but when he's in that "puffy suit" he cracks me up.... ------------------ I have a dream.........his name's Hakeem. DREAMer's Rocket Page
So Gascon, Do you think Clutch will eventually have to impose a "Zero Tolerance Rule" on my rants? hehehehe
Dr. N, I'm slumping. All I can do is hope to shoot through it. HeyP, If he does, I'll try to remember to refer to you as "Mr. Partner". ------------------ Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me...you.
I want to hand out towels. That's all I ask. ------------------ My dream job is to be a Houston Rockets towel-boy.
Yeah baby!!! My favorite Rocket of all time ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
