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Baron Davis says he was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago

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    Baron Davis subtly mentioned that he had a run-in with aliens in a recent podcast.

    The former Knicks guard, who traveled with the team often last season despite being injured, told the WestCoastRydaz.com about the incident.

    “I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,” Davis said.

    When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:

    “I see this light and it’s a big a—truck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic,” Davis said. :Driving, driving and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s.

    “They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o’clock in the morning.”

    He was asked a couple of times by the hosts if this was a true story and he didn’t back down. Davis said he couldn’t explain how he traveled so far, so quickly and said he went to the parking lot of an In N Out Burger to collect himself.

    All in all he doesn’t have any complaints, though.

    ”I don’t think it was an abduction cause now I am sharper and s—t. I am retaining information,” Davis said.

    Read more: Ex-Knick Davis says he was ‘actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,’ and it turned out pretty good http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/backp...s_pretty_k3hxHfjx1j0t8Uh12jvkyI#ixzz2Yro7gXv1
     
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    Were they brown?
     
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    clever marketing ploy by In-N-Out
     
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    Cocaine is a helluva drug
     
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    That Vegas peyote Soprano was on.
     
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    Translation: "I was drunk driving and Sam Cassel chased me down took me with him they ate In-N-out and went home.
     
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    That's silly, Baron Davis is not even remotely Quebecois.
     
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    Dam that's funny and so wrong.
     
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    The Champs is a great, great podcast btw.
     
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    In N Out Burger

    Mmmm...
     
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    I bet he saw that leprechaun too.
     
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    Kids, you see? This is why you don't do drugs.
     
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    Thanks for watching another episode of "When keeping it real goes wrong''
     
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    Crack kills. Also I'm now craving a dub dub animal style with well done animal style fries. Mmmmm.
     
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    I more curious about what happened when he was in captivity. Gang raped by aliens? Yikes.
     
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    You forgot...anal probed by Tim Duncan & Jason Collins...
     
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