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Anyone here own a massage chair?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RKREBORN, Apr 13, 2019.

  1. RKREBORN

    RKREBORN Member

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    Looking to get one, but so many options. Budget is under 2k. Any recommendations?

    Something like this:
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  2. Xerobull

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    .……….....your mom
     
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  3. RKREBORN

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    WTF dude?
     
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  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull Contributing Member

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    Your mom is a massage chair.

    Not blank blank blank blank blank your mom. My bad there, although it’s kind of funny that you construed it that way.
     
  5. Rox11

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    Buy a timtam gun instead
     
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    That looks like a comfortable chair to fap in. @Jontro amirite? Anybody tried?
     
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  7. Jontro

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    true story. i know someone who has one. very comfy and definitely fappable. tho hard to contain the mess if you're reclined.
     
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    Feels like a broad massaging you all over.
     
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    Bought a chair back in February from Relax Your Back. All products were nice and you're able to get a live sample of each. Financing is a possible option and is only a soft credit hit to find out.
     
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    best to try it out yourself. although I don't regret buying my kahuna lm-6800, might want to try to get an osaki one at costco. they go on sale everynow and then around $2k plus returns and cashback.
     
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    this one is showing up on the ads here :D

     
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    No sir, when I need a massage, I do it Robert Kraft style! =P
     
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    I bought one several years back for around 5K. My family and I used it a lot for the first few years. Have it in the den and watch sporting events mainly. Great place to take a nap in the zero gravity position.
     
  16. jcf

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    Huh? Still don't get it.
     
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    My friend Joe Mayo was supposed to get one as an apartment warming gift but it never showed up.......:(
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Pistol Pete

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    Yo momma gets more vibration than a massage chair........?
     
  20. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Do you prefer a licensed massage chair or one gained through the trafficking. It can be a dirty business.
     
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