Smoothies. I've been blending up smoothies every morning before work, throwing in a variety of fruits, vegetables, kale leaf, a little honey. It gives you a huge boost of energy and it's a great way to start your day. The bad part comes from the fact that that blender is so damn loud, and whenever I use it it wakes up my dad, who usually goes straight to the garage and grabs that dirty old set of jumper cables which he uses to beat me like a rented mule until I'm halfway unconscious on the floor. It's a horrible drawback. But I've been so used to having that smoothie every morning that I can't seem to break the habit. It's a really great way to start your day.
Perhaps I need to clarify what a beating is in our household. Kids are four and six year old boys and they get to choose their form of punishment before it’s dealt. 1. Kneel on hardwood floor an extended period of time 2. Large wooden spoon to the butt 3. Get popped with Astros rally towel from opening game of 2019 World Series For whatever reason they always seem to choose the wooden spoon followed by an occasional kneeling; they are deathly afraid of getting popped with the orange towel. I think the process of getting spanked scares them more than the actual punishment. I like the idea of battery cables though and might bring that into the mix to see if they change it up next time.
Don't have children so I've been beating other people's children. No more than 8 at a time though. Can't have 10 or more people in one place.
Let’s not kid ourselves, domestic violence (kids, spouses, elders) is going to increase during this crisis...not everyone is lucky enough to be an affluent swinging lawyer.
I'm on a 6 day work schedule right now so have actually been home less than under normal circumstances.
16 days since i started my self quarantine and im more affraid of the cabin belly. Its been a long time since i cooked so much and i cant really workout this days.
