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Another Hilarious Quote

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, May 1, 2003.

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  1. moestavern19

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    I don't know if this is true or not, bus its damn funny

    from http://Bash.org


    O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!

    :D
     
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  2. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Some BBS ones from bash.org

    RunninRaven> I don't think I have once asked Jeeves a damn thing
    moestavern19> I asked him once where i could find some kick-ass p*rn
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    moestavern19> he said kickassporn.com


    Azadre> Computers kick ass
    Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
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    Puedlfor> I do what I can
     
  3. Mulder

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    <blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
    <FlipTopBx> is it modded?
     
  4. Mrs. JB

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    Not surprisingly, the story is a a phony. From snopes.com:

    Status: False

    Origins: As great a tale as this is, it's pure fabrication. It began life in 1999, purportedly about an "LTG Reinwald" of the US Army. In 2001 it reappeared, this time attributed to "Marine Corps General Reinwald."

    The U.S. Army denies that there is a Lieutenant General Reinwald and chalks the whole thing up as a hoax. (Which is as logic dictated all along; if an armed forces spokesperson ever gave voice to a sexist remark likening a female interviewer to a prostitute, that officer would soon be called upon to make a very public apology as well as face charges within ranks for conduct unbecoming.)
     

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