and she's kind of married

The movie theater bruh? Rookie mistake.

Hopefully next time you won't see her in a hospital after her husband put her there.

 

Wait. I'm confused. Isn't Baker St in the Village. I thought she drove to you in Cypress

 

There's one in cypress

 

Baker St is a SUBURBAN chain. College/Rice crowd doesn't know the difference.

 

Should have gone to that new 529 Pub. Less likely to be spotted there.

 

Kay's Lounge and Hans's closed and that craphole is still there?

 

Nope, they closed down back in January.

 

Thanks. Is the Volcano still around?

 

I think so but haven't been in over a decade. Probably time to remedy that.

 

Thanks! I'll keep an eye out for you

 

So I just got back into town and my wife sent me a text saying we need to talk this evening. One of my coworkers called in sick. Then I read this thread.

How swoll are you?

 

put it in her butt then aware the husband

 

My wife is currently on the run.

 

"Yo....if you wuz in da mob with Paulie and Jimmay....thenz we chop off her ring finger and send it to hubby in a jalapeno popper!"

"We cantz have no two-timin' cinderellas in deez partz! Kapeesh?"

"It's done. Therez nothin' we can do about it. Fuggedaboutit!"

(Cue the Clapton "Layla" piano...)

 

Strange how her conscience didn't kick in until she ran into the husband's coworker.

Stay away from her.

 

One of my favorite songs.


I love that song!