A weird but fun to speculate story

I dont see ryan anderson. I see k anderson

 

TJones on the List. DMo is not.

 

Should've wrote D. Howard to completely ruin team chemistry with the Hawks

 

What does it say when you have the third best record in the entire league, yet a bad team is only interested in ONE play from your roster?

Also, Parsons? Seriously? Seeing his name on that board does not inspire confidence in the Magic front office.

 

Tyus.

 

R. Anderson for N. Vuc. get it done

 

Nope. TJones is under the Free Agent column, where DMo would be. Tyus is not a free agent this summer.

 

ryan anderson, montrezl harrel, nanu, a 1st and 2nd for terrence ross, aaron gordon and nikola "who's a b****" vucevic?

 

lol they are trading for Chandler Parsons. Time for Morey to swindle them.

 

Now TJones is gonna be blowin up their phone... lol

 

Did I make the list? I'm an undersized center, but I think I retained most of my offensive post moves I learned from Dream. So when I say undersized, you do understand that Chuck Hayes monsters over me, right? Anyway, I'm available. #READYTOPROVEMYSELFINTHENBAASACENTER

My hashtag is so short and trendy that it's bound to catch on.

 

Are we sure thats Randerson? Looks like he's listed under "Speed Bigs Trade" if I'm reading that right

 

I believe it's 'Spread Bigs Trade"

 

"spread"

 

oh come on no Dmo? that's terrible

 

Paul? Chris paul and james harden on the same team is a bad idea.

Harden is the point guard with the ball in his hands. That cap space is better used elsewhere

 

I stopped when I saw "fairly big names" ... Chandler Parsons.

 

And blake isn't really a good fit either