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A priest, a rabbi, and a rockets fan

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by PhiSlammaJamma, Feb 24, 2000.

  1. PhiSlammaJamma

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    And Charles Barkley throws all of 'em through the glass window.
     
  2. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    A priest, a rabbi, and a rockets fan walk into a bar....

    Who can make the best ending from this one liner?
     
  3. Bailey

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    Ouch! (x3) (sorry, I'm no good with jokes)
     
  4. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I don't know about that joke, but why couldn't Kevin Dyson of the Tennessee Titans get into his house after the Superbowl?..... Somebody painted an end zone on his door.
     
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    the bartender asks who do you think will win tonight.

    The priest says the rockets don't have a chance in hell.

    The rabbi nothin short of diveine intervention will help them...
     

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