New bibs in Rockets Red Protect my Swag feasting on Warriors Gold and Blue The Beard no longer eats alone. Clint, CP, EG and Melo are at the table too.
I did a thing The doubters will sing their song. Then we'll just have to prove them wrong. They say the warriors are the most powerful around. Until our rockets blast them out of town. Injuries will try to hold us back. But a deep bench isn't something we lack. We'll put the haters to sleep like ambein. Because they should've never underestimated the heart of a champion. It'll be worth sticking to our plans. Once we hold that trophy in our hands. All we have to do is stay staunch. As today is the day when we finally launch.
good job, good effort. MDA sat upon a hickory stump He played a fiddle for the devil Soon came the Harden and the Melo, and the Paul. But there was no Melo, and no fellow, for Paul was all, and Harden was Frauden. Quoth the Frauden, nevermore! NEVERMORE!
The Rockets are under attack Clutchfans will overreact so **** all the haters we'll bury the Lakers Our season will be back on track if you hop off the bandwagon after one game you don't deserve to hop back on when the team starts revving up
I had some outstanding salsa @Buck Turgidson told me to get off his lawn. @heypartner is an asexual dynamo. @Carl Herrera is an equine provocateur. Then Harden had this beard, right? I ****ing told you it was marketable. SILENCE! (ACT 2) Dearest Mothra I find myself under siege. I've been trapped inside your dick-shaped box for weeks. Now here comes Melon Dew and James Pennis. FREE PEN15! @prohibido once said of a the man "I mean, if I were going to get a tattoo in order to distract my sexual partners from the fact that my ******* is as wide as a storm drain I might get a manta ray, too."
there once was a coach named Bzdelik who made D'Antoni's non-defense a relic but now Jeff has retired and in deep shitte we're mired so we're praying for a savior angelic
Holy **** put that on a Hallmark card and mail it to Jesus and Ted Cruz, we got us a boy genius right harr.
there once was a coach named Bzdelik who made D'Antoni's non-defense a relic now Jeff is returning the corner soon we'll be turning toward a future so bright it's psychodelic
Jeffy Jeffy big dick chillin at home Tryin to catch up on Game of Thrones Wifey and the kids won't leave him alone All he could think bout was switching vs zones Jeffy dick slapped some personal problems Thats what jeffy does, quickly f**kin solves them Rockets may have sinned, but Jeffy absolved them. Now hes back with the squad, primed for big ballin.
Rockets sucking out souls of fans they say will not happen again biglydick bring in a new trend haters will stop the rants
I'm picturing a meme a dog situated in a scene brah, everything is on fire!! I mean, seriously! this looks dire! This dog is reassuring me everything is fine! Homie, the situation and the thought bubble's text don't align. Rockets need to metaphorically douse the room with water! Soon, before it's a western conference slaughter! JIMMY!! you someovabitch! General soreness is not a sales pitch!! Morey sending Minny his final offer! Rockets need you! TWO BAGS OF CORN CHIPS AND QI, ZHOU.
