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9 Things I Hate About People

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ima_drummer2k, Jun 24, 2003.

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  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Contributing Member

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    I agree with all of these.....except #2. :D

    Got any more?

    9 Things I Hate About Everyone

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
    where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
    when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
    for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
    channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too"..
    Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
    Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
    this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
    paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
    choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
    If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
    improvement, then there must have been something before it.

    8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn
    thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
    yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
     
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    10: People that say "near miss".

    11: People that ask if you for a cigarette and have to actually make the cigaratte-to-mouth motion just in case you don't know what a cigarette is.
     
  3. Rocketman95

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    5a. When people keep inflating the prices of movies. I'm guessing by this Christmas, people will be claiming that they don't want to pay $20 to go to the movies.
     
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    If something is new, nothing could have preceded it?
     
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    13. When someone asks YOU a question, and someone ELSE feels the need to answer. Mind your f*ckin' business.

    14. People who talk too damn much.
     
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    15. When people start a sentence with "I hate to say this, but..." If you hate to say it, then don't f***ing say it!
     
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    16. When all your friends know that you have been in holidays and then when you're back they ask: "Are you back from holidays?"

    17. When they buy a single. People who only like songs - not bands.
     
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    18. People that stare at the McDonald's menu like they have never been there before. ITS THE SAME DAMN THING EVERY TIME!!! "Lets see........ ummmmmmm....."

    19. People that say "Let me call you right back" then you never hear from them until you call them.

    20. Chicks that you flirt with for 30 minutes, then they drop the "boyfriend/husband" bomb. :mad:
     
  10. Master Baiter

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    I room with this guy (Steve) I work with while I am working here in Indianapolis and I will ask this other guy (Ray) we work with questions about problems I am having with my apps. Steve tries to answer my questions and I want to punch him in the throat everytime because 1. he never knows what the hell he is talking about and 2. I wasnt asking his dumb ass. One day I am going to break my foot off in his ass when he does it.
     
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    21. I hate ugly people who do cosmetic surgery to look younger and prettier. You are old, fat and ugly...Just face it and live with it people!

    22. I hate people who always say "How are you?" after a loved one pass away (or something bad happens). What were you expecting them to say? "I feel like **** and want to kill myself, how are you doing sir?"

    23. People who don't signal when changing lanes or turning in front of you. Why don't you make use of your god damn turn signal instead of scaring the **** out of some driver behind you with your sudden stop turns? I also hate people to turn really slow!

    24. People who talks on the phone while not paying attention to driving. Do they actaully know they can kill somebody with their wrecklace behavior? Just stay at home and talk on the phone or something if you can't do two things at once.

    24 a. People who are constantly on the phone, talking outside always with their hands in their pockets acting like they are something special.

    25. People who flash their expensive brand name clothing and show it off to the world like they are rich, but they are not. Who gives a rat's ass that you are the stupid one put in your life savings to buy a belt with a big shiny "G" on it? Why do people do this?
     
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    Wrecklace?
     
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    I'm sorry for being stoopid, its wreckless :D
     
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    22. I hate people that call you and right after you say "Hello" they put you on hold.

    23. People that have a cell phone and refurse to answer it when they are not at home.
     
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    Haha. Are you serious?
     
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    No it's not.
     
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    I disagree with #2. I don't know about that dude, but my tv and cable box only have channel up and channel down. When you've got over a hundred channels to go through, walking up to the cable box and doing it is annoying and frustrating and time consuming.
     
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    23 3/10. People that call you and say, "Who am I speaking with?"

    Uh...who are you calling, jackass?
     
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    Anybody who claims that Jordan did not play in 94-95 when he actually did play and got stripped when it counted. 'Bare Naked' as one hot musician might say.
     
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    23A. When you let someone cut in front of you and they dont do the arm motion to thank you.
     

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