[2016-17] Chandler Parsons as a Memphis Grizzly

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  1. batkins

    batkins Contributing Member

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    I think Parsons went to Memphis just to screw Dallas out of having a chance at Mike Conley. Parsons has done a number on that city.
     
  2. FTW Rockets FTW

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    It's cleaner in Memphis. It's a much, it's just like a nicer, cleaner city than Dallas. In downtown Dallas there's not much to do. It's just businesses and it's just kind of dirty.

    - Chandler Portions
     
  3. davidio840

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    Yep and he got PAID in the process. Would be hilarious if Conley signed somewhere else though
     
  4. Duncan McDonuts

    Duncan McDonuts Contributing Member

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    Ahahahahahaha.
     
  5. DreamShook

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    White Privilege.
     
  6. rocketsballin

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    hopefully they teach him how to play defense again
     
  7. FTW Rockets FTW

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  8. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    He left Dallas so easily.
     
  9. YOLO

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    Memphis has a very solid starting 5 for this coming season
     
  10. joeson332

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    damn.
     
  11. krmclaughlin

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    I wonder why Memphis over Portland? Portland seems like an improving team while Memphis is aging rapidly.

    Also lol at the Mavs, that whole situation was hilarious
     
  12. francis 4 prez

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    might not be. the cap increases, but a cap increase basically results in extra cap room for the existing free agents of that offseason. and this cap increase is bigger than next year's cap increase so it's possible there will be less cap room available next offseason. the free agent class might also be larger and have more top tier players.
     
  13. hlcc

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    Parsons max contract again? Man the NBA is crazy
     
  14. YOLO

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    memphis is the better team. parsons is already 28 and it doesn't really make much sense for him to join a still developing team with frontcourt issues. He would still have to play alongside not 1 but 2 ball dominant guards in CJ/DL.
     
  15. yixiixiy

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    Justin Timberlake promised Parson for cameos on his future music videos, which Parson values more than the Max contract, according to sauces.
     
  16. count_dough-ku

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    Man, Dallas got nothing out of that 2-year investment.
     
  17. craguin

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    lol. :grin:

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Breakups are never easy, but Adele will help you through.<br>Mark Chandler<a href="https://t.co/uG097eQECl">https://t.co/uG097eQECl</a></p>&mdash; The Ringer (@ringer) <a href="https://twitter.com/ringer/status/748970848652914688">July 1, 2016</a></blockquote>
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  19. Liberon

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    Both will be in the finest suits money can buy on the sidelines...
     
  20. Liberon

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    Yeah, maybe Brewer can teach Parsons a thing or two about being on all fours while tossing and sucking on JBB...
     
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