Got this from reuters(worldwide respected newssource) and it just makes me laugh ...I wouldnt be posting but I couldnt pass this one up...and I dedicate this thread to those inadequacies... "Standard Condoms Too Big for Germans? BERLIN (Reuters) - A study has found that the standard European Union size of condom is often too big for German men, a magazine reported Sunday. Focus magazine said a study by leading German condom manufacturer Condomi found standard-sized condoms falling off half of the men studied. ``The average German ***** is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 inches) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom,'' the magazine wrote. The EU set the EN 600 guidelines for rubber condoms in 1996 to establish a uniform standard across Europe. " heres the link by the way:http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000228/od/condom_1.html
Yeah, and if Jovi would have posted this about Americans, half of you would have flown to Germany personally to attempt to kill him. Anyway, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
One day an ant and an elephant are walking through the jungle. They are walking and not really paying attention to where they are going when suddenly the elephant falls into a very deep hole. The ant says "hold on I'll be back". The ant drives up a few minutes later in his brand new Corvette, ties a rope to the bumper and drags the elephant out of the hole. A few days later they are walking and chatting again through the same part of the jungle but this time the ant falls in the hole. He panics because he knows the elephant does not have a car, a rope, or any preparations for such an emergency. The elephant yells down "don't worry, I have a plan." He then lowers his massive d*ck into the hole and the ant crawls out to safety. The moral of the story: If you have a big d*ck you don't need a Corvette. ------------------ The truth is out there. [This message has been edited by Mulder (edited February 29, 2000).]
OK, I know this is not really intended to tick anyone off. BUT... I was out of the loop for a few days and just now got a chance to review Jovi's post regarding the German perception of Americans. That got pretty nasty. Had I been watching when it happened, that thing would have been shut down pretty quickly-- and some of you might have gotten a little vacation from the BBS. So, in the interest of maintaining peace, I'm closing this. Email me if you have questions. Thanks. ------------------ Keep the Faith... Keep the Rockets.
