European Men Sit to Pee?

April Fools?

 

I know of a long-time clutch-fanner that sits to pee. I won't out the weirdo though.

 

Sometimes I sit because I just want some peace and quiet for a bit and the restroom always provides.

 

Both?

Sometimes you just want to sit in the bathroom and read, even if you don't have to poop.

Sometimes you engage in ::cough:: "activities" ::cough:: that cause your aim to not be very accurate.

 

DCkid asking the real questions....

Boner: Yes
Lights: Off
Time of Event: 3 a.m.
Etc: You have a hot chick that you just boned in bed, but know she will be needing to use the restroom early in the morning.

What do you do?

 

I sit at home. I don't have to worry about my wife b****ing at me for leaving the seat up and I can pee in the dark in the middle of the night.

 

Anyone ever sat down to poo, but only pee happened?

Your wife trained you well

 

The real question is... who squats to poop?

 

I hold it in when I'm not home.

 

Both.

Morning at home? Usually sit
Any public bathroom? Stand
During the day at work/home? Usually stand

 

Mazyar?

 

at home-yes
outside-no

 

It amazes me how often I don't go #2 away from home (unless I'm out of town) my body knows not to perform exorcism in a public toilet.

And yes I piss sitting down at night when I get up. Otherwise I stand like a normal human.

 

P*ssing standing up.

Thank you Merica. (****yeah!)

 

If you happen to share a place with girls as room mates, yeah they make you do all sorts of things, won't surprise me.

They think it is more hygienic that way, sure...

 

What if some women here pee standing up?

 

I pee standing up ...in the sink

Much easier to clean up and no chance of toilet seat splatter