Respect to OP! I'll have it known that I had a haiku on T-Mac published. Tracy McGrady an eye on his knee he waxes injured, late star squeeze dry the teabag
Let's face it. People are usually scared of guys with a big beard... unless, of course, it's this dude:
Alright, let’s do this. Let’s go down the roster. Time to school you clutchfans, wannabes, and imposters. The beard that we all fear has been discussed here at length, so I’ll move to the center where our starter’s got strength. D12, at full health, is a beast on the boards. Swattin shots in the stands while the red rowdies roar. “Beware of Dog” sign hangs at 94 feet, Bev will hound you til you lose it better cover your knees. Lord Threeza’s raining threes you would think it’s a storm, just wait til April this is not even his final form. D-Mo, and T-Jones, anchor the 4, just stop fouling and getting hurt to stay on the floor. Canaan ball mother ****as, Isaiah’s sinkin your ship, wet floor cross over cuz he’s makin you slip. Cisco started off slow but he’s heatin’ up now, getting’ passes from the paint from Papanikolaou. Terry’s hopped around, this team is his fifth, hittin clutch 3’s he stole the JET from Kenny Smith. Daniels, Capela, Johnson, and Black, got the Vipers representin so we cut them some slack. Cheerin from the bench when we’re drainin from deep. Troy wishin he could play, he can shoot in his sleep. That about does it, now I’m gone in a flash. Did I forget anyone? Oh right, Dorsey is trash. :grin:
There is no shooting guard more widely feared than that follicularly gifted fellow adorned in red and mustard yellow, our own James Harden, a.k.a. The Beard. Opponents quailed, the righteous cheered unnumbered times as, fresh from the bordello, he flushed it home in someone's grill and bellowed skyward. Then the haters first appeared. Let it be known to every Rockets fan that prejudice exists beyond the skin and you must validate another fool before he stoops to call you somewhat cool. They send their scrubs to match him if they can. James Harden is the mother****ing man.
