Sampson: Chandler Parsons is intangible

Sampson hates Lin, too. Doesn't think Asians can lead.

 

Thread up until this point, for tl;dr: Parsons = eggs = oven = lamp = testicles.

All that in gif form?

 

Chandler's binder.

 

Because you're thinking of Chandler Parsons.

 

No doubt about it. Parsons is the eggs or the balls in this team.

Harden is simply the beard.

 

beat me to it ... ditto

 

If that's the case we're screwed.

 

Parsons is peaches

 

Parsons is amazing.

Unbelievable find by the Rockets brass.

 

Such presence
Much glue
Many Beauty

 

true team "lubricant"

 

Sampson meant" I've eaten enough cackes "

 

Chandler 'Eggs' Parsons- I will now know him as Eggs

 

this is great news!

 

Did you make this? I see no reason why such an image would exist in any fashion...

 

pee chee.

 

Actually, you can make a gluten-free cake without flour... a lady I worked with once brought one to an office party. It tasted like cardboard and had about the same consistency. I wouldn't recommended it.

 

That about describes how the Rockets played without Chandler. That settles it (pun intended), Chandler is a flower.

Oh god, it is late, I have to get up soon.

 

That's a pretty fail!baker then. It's totally possible to make an awesome gluten-free cake… though usually copious amounts of butter and chocolate is involved.