Who will be a better President, Romney or Obama?

A pretty apt metaphor for how the Romneys probably regard the American poor. It's kind enough that they're in America, since they're out of the kennel anyways. Who cares if they're tied to the roof?

 

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I love this. The left actually seems to think the right is upset that Obama ate dog. We're just mocking the left's phony indignation at Romney crating his dog (the horror!).

"It's not fair! Why aren't people outraged that Romney crated his dog decades ago! It wasn't supposed to be like this! We are trying to paint him as an out-of-touch cruel-hearted rich animal hater. Why is Obama the butt of jokes! It was supposed to be Mitt! Why isn't this working?!??!"

 

SURRRE.

Righties are also the crazies who took a dick pic and turned it into the end of the world.

Meanwhile, those of us who don't give a s*** about these stupid irrelevant marketing wars still don't give a s***.

 

With dog eaters like Obama on the loose, Romney had no choice but to pack "Rover" on top of the car!!

 

What's his excuse going to be when the economy fails again because of a lack of regulation of the banking sector?

 

That's right. And if they get so ****ed up over it they can't stop metaphorically crapping, just hose them off and keep driving! Hahahahaha! That's a warm, fuzzy, humanizing story! Hahahahaha! I'm Mitt Romney and I like to be able to fire people! Hahahahaha!

 

Jim Rogers: Romney and Obama are basically the same. And I agree.

 

Oh the American people know who the butt of the joke is.

 

I will be writing in my candidate like I do every 4 years:

Spoiler

 

People who say this simply don't understand the way the federal government works.

 

This is like asking 'would you rather be double-anal penetrated with two blue dildos or two red dildos?'

 

Rafer Alston or Mike James?

I am slightly in favor of Rafer over MJ.

 

Red, then you don't have to wash it as thoroughly after.

Wtf is wrong with our education system!

 

That's an interesting and ironic response since we will have to deal with the blood and **** either leaves behind...and there will be a lot.

To take the ANALogy further, voting for 'Aliens' means that you don't vote, know you're going to get anally probed, accepting it, but knowing that you really won't remember it because of the mind-wipe which in this case is alcohol, tobacco, sports, mindless television shows and movies and fast food.

 

A Muslim born in Africa? Sounds good to me.

I guess Santorum will be involved after all.

 

This coming from the same political party that spent 3 years obsessed with a birth certificate?

 

What I love is that people on the right think the two are somehow comparable. They aren't. A boy has no choice, and eats what he's given. Obama never had the choice to not eat dog.

Romney always had the choice as a grown man to not put the dog on the roof of his car.

 

That's my feeling. I prefer Obama, but it won't by a calamity if Romney wins somehow.